My wife didn’t order anything from Amazon yesterday,… Commentary:Amazon drivers are basically family at this point! 🚚📦 Knock knock, just checking in on my favorite customers! 😂📞 Related Funny Posts 🤝 Amazon’s checkout needs a breathalyzer feature which cancels your order if you’ve been clearly drunk-shopping. I want Wolverine claws. Not for violence or anything. I want them for easing my way through reality. Like opening an Amazon package. I don’t know who needs to hear this, but you don’t need anything from Amazon today. Do you ever stress about money, then accidentally order from Amazon? There used to be many different names for the childhood game of knocking on doors and running away. But these days, it’s simply referred to as ‘being an Amazon driver’.
