My wife is pretty excited about going away this weekend so I’m not sure she knows I’m coming with her. Posted on2 weeks ago2 weeks ago by slickboy in Funny Quotes 💾 Save Image FacebookXPinterestRedditLinkedInEmailWhatsAppCommentary:Looks like someone's stealthily sneaking onto the weekend getaway train! 🕵️♂️🚆 Either way, it sounds like a surprise adventure awaits! Just be prepared for the reaction when the secret is out! 😄 #WeekendSurprise Related Funny Quotes 🤝 Every day I ask ChatGPT if it knows where my keys are and if it ever knows the answer, I’m suing everybody. Back to work after the long holiday weekend, so you’re finally away from the relatives you don’t like, and back with the co-workers you don’t like. We got the Christmas tree yesterday, and now my wife knows that I was the chief architect working on the leaning tower of Pisa. When I’m at a party, I pretend to be Pac-Man. I eat everything and run away from anyone coming close to me. Is it ‘My wife and I’ or ‘Me and my wife’? Anyway, we just robbed a liquor store.