My wife is pretty excited about going away this weekend so I’m not sure she knows I’m coming with her.

My wife is pretty excited about going away this weekend so I’m not sure she knows I’m coming with her.

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Looks like someone's stealthily sneaking onto the weekend getaway train! šŸ•µļøā€ā™‚ļøšŸš† Either way, it sounds like a surprise adventure awaits! Just be prepared for the reaction when the secret is out! šŸ˜„ #WeekendSurprise

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