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My wife rearranged the kitchen cabinets, and now I’ll never…

My wife rearranged the kitchen cabinets, and now I’ll never…

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😂🍽️ "Guess I'm on an involuntary culinary treasure hunt now! Let the games begin! #LivingOnTakeout"

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This entry was posted in Funny Quotes and tagged again, cabinets, eat, eating, food, household, humor, joke, kitchen, marriage, never, rearrange, rearranged, wife on Jun 27, 2025 by slickboy.

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