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No open job postings for “Warrior Poet” found in your area. Please try another search.

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Sleep hits different when you’re not supposed to be sleeping.

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Ever since I learned the show is called Suits because of lawsuits and not because they wear suits, I have harbored a hot white rage within me beyond anything mankind has ever known.

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Unlike smoking, vaping doesn’t reduce your sex drive. It just reduces the sex drive of the people who see you vaping.

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I get sad when I see how old people my age are.

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Tested positive for being single af

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Today’s kids don’t even get chicken pox anymore, they go straight to STDs.

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Me, whenever I can easily do some yoga pose, “This can’t be right.”

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Doggystyle, so we can both look at the river.

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Don’t worry. You’re exactly where you should be in life. Because you’ve made horrible choices.

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The lack of a pope has got me acting wild.

Going bananas on Pinterest:

Do you also watch porn until the end to see if they end up getting married?

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Not to brag, but my best yoga pose is awkward facing dog.

Seen just now on Instagram:

There are two types of people: Those who steal food off your plate and those who you keep in your life.

Just landed via X:

Demi Lovato is short for demilitarized love potato.

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Kinda psycho that there’s a clothing brand called “Banana Republic.”

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I’m at the age where living in the woods and arguing with a raccoon sounds like a peaceful retirement plan.

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Everyone is gangster until they’re asked to reveal a “fun fact” about themself as part of a work event icebreaker.

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Britney Spears working at an ice-cream shop called ‘Scoops, I did it again.’

Spreading quickly via WhatsApp:

Why did they call it an AI-generated picture and not a ‘fauxtograph’?

My wife rearranged the kitchen cabinets, and now I’ll never eat again.

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Gang members are so lucky to have something to do with their hands in photos.

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Just because it’s a bad idea doesn’t mean that it ain’t gonna be a hell of a lot of fun.

2 months ago

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If you pick a movie that’s longer than the flight, the pilot gets a notification to fly around for a bit.

2 months ago

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My favorite thing to do is nothing, with no one.

3 months ago

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I wonder if the fall of Rome was this stupid.

2 months ago

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Cinderella was a mess. I mean, I have bad taste in men, but at least I never settled for a guy who couldn’t remember what my face looked like.

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I’m at that age where I can no longer refer to other people as “elderly.”

27 shares on LinkedIn this month:

My friend thinks he’s smart. He said onions are the only food that makes him cry. So I threw a coconut at his face.

44 shares on Facebook this month:

Offering people sitting on the bus my standing room. Like it’s better.

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If you watch Home Alone backwards it’s a loving story about a boy that heals two men that were savagely beaten.

38 shares on Telegram this month:

Breaking up is fine, but logging me out of your Netflix is crazy.

18 shares on Telegram this month:

I wasn’t feeling well so I googled my symptoms. I either have allergies or I died two days ago.

41 shares on X this month:

With a cat on your lap, you deal better with the crap.

46 shares on Pinterest this month:

If caterpillars are able to sleep for a long time and come out prettier, why cant I?

94 shares on LinkedIn this month:

Eight times a day, I ask myself which object in the office will hurt me enough so that I can go home, but at the same time won’t hurt too much.

19 shares on Pinterest this month:

Lady on the streets, Cheeto crumbs in my sheets.

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Being Leonardo DiCaprio is like driving in a school zone. You don’t go above twenty-five.

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How did we decide to go with cockpit?

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No kids at my wedding. Gonna Uber the flower girl home when she’s done.

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Introverts have fun, too — we just don’t care if you know.

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You can recognize working-class kids by the fact that they hang their jacket over the chair in the restaurant and not on the coat hook.

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I followed my heart, and it led me to the fridge.

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Wearing expensive perfume to work feels like such a waste. This should be under someone’s full body weight, not in a corporate setting.

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How does a government that takes 40% of everyone’s money end up being trillions in debt?

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Delightful if true: booby trap.

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We go together like coffee and cigarettes.

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Being old is basically trying to figure out what part of the body the noise is coming from, and why.

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The word “misread” can be misread as “misread.”

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My wife refuses to hire a housekeeper because she doesn’t want them to see this mess.

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Born to be quiet and mysterious, forced to yap whenever I get the chance.

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Bedtime procrastination isn’t a sleep issue. It’s a control issue. It’s about refusing to give up the last part of the day that feels like yours.

Going viral on Twitch:

I need a reasonable job. Something like $3,000 an hour. Nothing too wild.

Live now on Reddit:

And today, just like every day, I learned something new . . . but I’m old, so I forgot what it was already.

Spotted on Twitch:

Salsa counts as a serving of vegetables, right?

Broadcasted on Threads:

Can I sell my feelings on ebay, I don’t want them anymore.

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Every man’s biggest fear is trying a new barber.

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My wife rearranged the kitchen cabinets, and now I’ll never eat again.

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My favorite thing to do is nothing, with no one.

I wonder if the fall of Rome was this stupid.

Cinderella was a mess. I mean, I have bad taste in men, but at least I never settled for a guy who couldn’t remember what my face looked like.

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