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No matter how small you make that “unsubscribe” link, I’ll still find it.

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Very disappointed to find out that the universal remote control I bought does not control the universe.

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When you see a squirrel, you’re bound to say, “Awww, a squirrel!”

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No, don’t worry about him, babe. That’s just my soulmate.

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Back in my day there was so much toilet paper and so much eggs that we gathered at night and threw them at the houses of our enemies.

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I like how my fridge also hums when it’s trying to concentrate.

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Life hack: You can’t be sad if you are asleep.