My worst fear is dating someone who loves their ex like my exes love me. Posted on16 hours ago16 hours ago by slickboy in Funny Quotes 💾 Save Image Commentary:When your ex's love for you is scarier than a horror movie π€¦ββοΈπ»π Related Funny Quotes π€ Me: I love you more than a flower loves the sun. Him: I love you more than a teenager loves his phone. Three serious exes is the right amount before you meet your spouse. You need one truly evil one, one normal one, and one situationship, and then youβve basically experienced all dating has to offer. In search of someone who loves me as much as I love my snooze button. Looking for someone who loves me as much as some people love standing up the second a plane lands. The problem with dating apps is I donβt wanna date someone that would use a dating app.