Need to clean the fridge, so I’m going to do the responsible thing and drink wine instead.

Need to clean the fridge, so I’m going to do the responsible thing and drink wine instead.
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"Priorities, people! 🍷 Why clean when you can have a thrilling grape adventure? The fridge can wait, but wine can't – it's getting old! 😂🍇 #WineOverResponsibilities"

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