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If we hadn’t made them extinct, instead of Kung Fu Panda we could have had Tae Kwon Dodo.

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To all of you who have never tried blindfold archery: You don’t know what you’re missing!

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I don’t expect everything handed to me, just set it down outside my door.

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Gravity, at all times, is trying to pull your pants down.

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Maybe in another life, I’m a spoiled nepo baby — jobless and doing nothing but shopping all day with my equally nepotised friends.

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That one unemployed roommate who gets a package every day.

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What do you mean I overthink things (as I wonder if I hurt my dog’s feelings by liking cat videos on Instagram)?

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You can be anything when you grow up. For instance, I am very tired.

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I wish that reading books in the park were my job, and I got paid six figures for it.

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I’m not a 10. I’m more like two 5s held together by cheese and chocolate.