Netflix be like “we know exactly what movie you talkin’ ’bout but we ain’t got it lol”.

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After I drink coffee, I show my empty cup to the IT guy and say that I have successfully installed Java. He hates me.

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I only sleep so my phone can get the night off.

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If it turns cold one more time, I’m gonna put the Christmas tree back up.

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If you pick a movie that’s longer than the flight, the pilot gets a notification to fly around for a bit.

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Forget Spotify Wrapped. I’m more interested in seeing your Pornhub Wrapped.

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I wish I loved anything as much as people love to say they are “thrilled” on LinkedIn.

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She was rare. Like a meth head with good teeth.

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Sperm me would be swimming in the other direction.

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I cannot hear a word you are saying if your hoodie strings are uneven.

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Ouija boards are like unannounced phone calls for ghosts.