Netflix be like “we know exactly what movie you talkin’ ’bout but we ain’t got it lol”.

Netflix be like “we know exactly what movie you talkin' 'bout but we ain’t got it lol”.

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Netflix: *pops up with a suggestion* “We sense your cravings for that elusive movie you can’t find… but we’ll just keep it safely tucked away in the mystery vault 😏🎥 #NetflixMysteries”

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