Never share a secret with a clock. Because time will tell. 3 months ago FacebookXPinterestRedditLinkedInEmailWhatsAppCommentary:"Never trust a clock with your juicy secrets – they're busy telling time, not keeping mum! ⏰🤫 #TickTockSnitch" Related Funny Quotes 🤝 To all the people who ask singles why they are actually single: Please don’t. We have sworn an oath and are not allowed to tell you the secret of our success. Taylor Swift’s most unrealistic lyric is “he’d never tell you, but he can play guitar”, because I’ve never met a man who can play guitar that isn’t gonna tell you about it. The secret to being a private person is to overshare dumb shit so people think you are an open book but then not tell them any of the important details of your life. You guys know your secrets are safe with me. It’s the people I share them with you can’t trust. Actually, this email could’ve been a meeting. We could’ve spent an hour on the clock talking shit and gossiping. Someone could’ve brought bagels.
