Related Funny Quotes 🤝
- Taylor Swift’s most unrealistic lyric is “he’d never tell you, but he can play guitar”, because I’ve never met a man who can play guitar that isn’t gonna tell you about it.
- To all the people who ask singles why they are actually single: Please don’t. We have sworn an oath and are not allowed to tell you the secret of our success.
- The secret to being a private person is to overshare dumb shit so people think you are an open book but then not tell them any of the important details of your life.
- The secret to a clean home? Never let your husband or children in.
- The one thing I think most parents need to realize is, there’s absolutely no secrets that your child doesn’t share about you in the classroom.
