Never share a secret with a clock. Because time will tell. Posted on1 week ago1 week ago by slickboy in Funny Quotes 💾 Save Image FacebookXPinterestRedditLinkedInEmailWhatsAppCommentary:"Never trust a clock with your juicy secrets – they're busy telling time, not keeping mum! ⏰🤫 #TickTockSnitch" Related Funny Quotes 🤝 Taylor Swift’s most unrealistic lyric is “he’d never tell you, but he can play guitar”, because I’ve never met a man who can play guitar that isn’t gonna tell you about it. To all the people who ask singles why they are actually single: Please don’t. We have sworn an oath and are not allowed to tell you the secret of our success. The secret to being a private person is to overshare dumb shit so people think you are an open book but then not tell them any of the important details of your life. Promising I won’t tell anyone your secret doesn’t include my husband. He’s basically my diary. Dating profiles should make you share a sound bite of you sneezing.