💾 Save Image Never signed up for a 401k cause there’s no way in hell I can run that far. 3 days ago / slickboy FacebookXPinterestRedditLinkedInEmailWhatsAppCommentary:"Who needs a 401k when your retirement plan involves running like Forrest Gump? 🏃♂️💨 Clearly, this person prefers sprinting to saving for the long haul! 😂" Related Funny Quotes 🤝 Nose so runny it just signed me up for a 10k. Got an email from my bank saying “is your 401k enough to retire on” and it’s like you are my bank, you know it’s not. Dear God, make me a bird so I can fly. Fly far, far away and also so I can poop on people. I signed up to the gym a few months ago and still don’t see any results. I’ll go by there this weekend and ask what’s going on. No haunted houses for me this year. If I wanna be frightened, I’ll just look at my 401k. Categories: Funny Quotes Tags: 401k, cause, commitment, exercise, finance, hell, humor, i, joke, never, retirement, run, running, signed
