Never signed up for a 401k cause there’s no way in hell I c… Commentary:"Who needs a 401k when your retirement plan involves running like Forrest Gump? 🏃♂️💨 Clearly, this person prefers sprinting to saving for the long haul! 😂" Related Funny Posts 🤝 Nose so runny it just signed me up for a 10k. Got an email from my bank saying “is your 401k enough to retire on” and it’s like you are my bank, you know it’s not. I signed up to the gym a few months ago and still don’t see any results. I’ll go by there this weekend and ask what’s going on. I love how every website has a “Keep me signed in on this computer” button and it’s just straight up bullshit. No haunted houses for me this year. If I wanna be frightened, I’ll just look at my 401k.
