Never signed up for a 401k cause there’s no way in hell I can run that far.

Never signed up for a 401k cause there’s no way in hell I can run that far.
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"Who needs a 401k when your retirement plan involves running like Forrest Gump? 🏃‍♂️💨 Clearly, this person prefers sprinting to saving for the long haul! 😂"

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