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Nice thing about dating a doctor is if you wanna stop seein…

Nice thing about dating a doctor is if you wanna stop seein…

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"Well, they do say an apple a day keeps the doctor away… 🍎😅 Looks like this relationship has a built-in exit strategy! Just make sure to save those apples for the right moment! 😉"

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This entry was posted in Funny Quotes and tagged apple, date, dating, doctor, eat, health, humor, joke, just, nice, pun, relationship, seeing, stop, thing on Jan 23, 2025 by slickboy.

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