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I love cutting off Teslas. Like you may not let me merge over but your car sure as hell will.

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“I made this with AI.” Yeah, we can tell.

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Blowing kisses to my coworkers so that nobody talks to me today.

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Downloading the Titanic soundtrack. It’s syncing right now.

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My ex said I had commitment issues but this giant jar of Nutella says otherwise.

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I deleted Google when I met you because the search was over.

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These people act like they’ve never seen anyone wearing a Speedo in a laundromat before.

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Ozzy Osbourne has mumbled through entire sentences, and I still understood him better than most of my exes.

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Thought you guys should know this was only Monday. It’s also still Monday.

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Laziness is the art to rest before one gets tired.