Nice thing about dating a doctor is if you wanna stop seeing them, you can just eat an apple. Posted on6 months ago4 months ago by slickboy in Funny Quotes 💾 Save Image FacebookXPinterestRedditLinkedInEmailWhatsAppFunny quote: Nice thing about dating a doctor is if you wanna stop seeing them, you can just eat an apple. Related Funny Quotes 🤝 An apple a day keeps the doctor away, but if the doctor is cute, forget the fruit. Despite popular opinion, dating apps are NOT for dating. They are for finding people to watch your Instagram story for years and years. To anybody I hurt this year, I just wanna say you deserve it. Stop playing with me. My doctor told me to eat more Taco Bell. Well, he actually said “less McDonald’s”, but I’m pretty sure I know what he meant. Dear food, either stop being so delicious or stop making me fat.
