No kids at my wedding. Gonna Uber the flower girl home when she’s done. Posted on2 weeks ago by slickboy in Funny Quotes 💾 Save Image Commentary:"Who needs flower petals when you have a chauffeur service, am I right? 🌸🚗 No kids, no problem! Keeping the wedding child-free and the flower girl worry-free. 😄 #UberGoals" Related Funny Posts 🤝 Uber sends notifications like “Hey, want to take an Uber right now?” No thanks, buddy. It’s more for when I need to go somewhere. Girl, are you an Uber driver? Because you are driving me to drink. People always talk about how they love to sit in their cars for a while once they get home. Whenever I do that, my Uber driver yells at me. Avocado toast at a cafe: $10. Avocado toast from Uber Eats: $25. Avocado toast made at home: $550 (my labor is worth $115 a minute). When a girl is done with you, she talks to you like she’s in HR or something.