No kids at my wedding. Gonna Uber the flower girl home when she’s done.

No kids at my wedding. Gonna Uber the flower girl home when she’s done.
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"Who needs flower petals when you have a chauffeur service, am I right? 🌸🚗 No kids, no problem! Keeping the wedding child-free and the flower girl worry-free. 😄 #UberGoals"

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