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There’s something about Dracula I just don’t trust.

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Just because you are unique, doesn’t mean you are useful.

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Quickie so fast, it’s called secs.

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Driving behind a salt truck on a snowy day is a Midwest police escort.

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Being the forward-thinking person I am, I kept my winter fat through the summer.

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