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No one is shocked when a defibrillator doesn’t work.

No one is shocked when a defibrillator doesn’t work.

Commentary:
"Ah, the shocking irony of it all! 🙈💔 A defibrillator that fails to do its job truly leaves us all… well, not shocked! ⚡😂 Maybe it needs a little 'electrifying' pep talk to get back in the game! 💪😜"

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This entry was posted in Funny Quotes and tagged defibrillator, expectation, failure, humor, irony, joke, medical, medical joke, shock, work on Mar 18, 2025 by slickboy.

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