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No one my age is single because they’re all unhappily married.

No one my age is single because they’re all unhappily married.

Commentary:
"Who knew being single was the new trend among the *well-seasoned* crowd? 🤣 Looks like they've figured out the secret to eternal happiness – avoiding marriage! 🚫💍 #SingleAndSassy"

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This entry was posted in Funny Quotes and tagged age, humor, life, love, married, relationship, single, unhappily on Nov 8, 2025 by slickboy.

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