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"Who knew being single was the new trend among the *well-seasoned* crowd? 🤣 Looks like they've figured out the secret to eternal happiness – avoiding marriage! 🚫💍 #SingleAndSassy"

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20 shares on WeChat this month:

Not texting back is only ok when I do it.

81 shares on Instagram this month:

Why does tiredness on the couch not follow me to the bed?

51 shares on YouTube this month:

I would do anything for a job, except write a cover letter.

56 shares on Reddit this month:

The gaps in my resume are from the space bar.

70 shares on Slack this month:

Carrying my phone from room to room like a Victorian woman and her lantern.

10 shares on Reddit this month:

So I used to wonder about people that paid a fortune for those little bottles of Evian water, until I read it backwards.

50 shares on Reddit this month:

I need to go back to Friday. I want to do my weekend differently.

55 shares on WhatsApp this month:

I’m writing a parenting book called ‘Kids won’t listen until you scream like your mother did’.

95 shares on Slack this month:

I bet the kids in Mrs. Doubtfire were surprised when found out their nanny was famous actor Robin Williams the whole time.

97 shares on Messenger this month:

A driver that delivers Indian food is called a curryer.

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I really feel like we need to have more fun in life, because literally nothing matters.

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No matter how busy my Sunday gets, I always manage to set aside time to panic about Monday.

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I’m not shy. I just don’t like you.

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If your store’s bowl of water is just for pets, you should really put up a sign.

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Tattoo idea for men: spider webs in the corners of the receding hairline.

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People pleasing doesn’t go well with my black attire.

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I hate when my cat runs into my bedroom and hisses at an empty chair, then runs back out again; and I then have to fall asleep holding a crucifix.

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Don’t invite me anywhere last minute. I enjoy doing nothing, so I need to know ahead of time if my plan to do nothing needs to be changed.

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I have a great poker face because I have no idea what’s going on.

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No offense, fellas, we love compliments, but a compliment from another woman means just a little bit more.

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Any room can be a panic room if you just give me a second.

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But babe, that’s my emotional support Lord of the Rings Extended Edition.

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That awkward moment when you have to pretend that you like the gift.

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Have come to the devastating realization that I am an over-nodder on video calls.

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So far, every Miss Universe winner has been from Earth.

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Coding: Where incessantly talking to yourself seems completely normal and debugging is like being a detective in a movie where you are both the detective and the perpetrator.

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White elephant: Nothing brings people together like fighting over absolute garbage.

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“Love is in the air.” Wrong. Microplastics.

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Female friendship is all about taking turns being insane. First, one of you is crazy, and the other has to counterbalance by being normal. Then, thirty minutes later, you get to trade.

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My neighbor won’t stop talking about his Rolex and I can’t believe someone stole it tomorrow.

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No one my age is single because they’re all unhappily married.

When I say I love the ocean, I mean I love the surface. Whatever goes on beneath has my respect, but it’s none of my business.

McDonald’s needs a 3rd window so you can trade in all the wrong stuff they gave you.

If you say “awesome sauce” on a first date, you’ll still have that lucky condom in your wallet tomorrow.

Closing down one work tab every day until Christmas like a reverse advent calendar.

Carrying my phone from room to room like a Victorian woman and her lantern.

Airbnb should have an option if you just want to use someone’s bathroom for a few minutes.

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No one my age is single because they’re all unhappily married.

Keep the laugh going 😂

When I say I love the ocean, I mean I love the surface. Whatever goes on beneath has my respect, but it’s none of my business.

McDonald’s needs a 3rd window so you can trade in all the wrong stuff they gave you.

If you say “awesome sauce” on a first date, you’ll still have that lucky condom in your wallet tomorrow.

Closing down one work tab every day until Christmas like a reverse advent calendar.

Carrying my phone from room to room like a Victorian woman and her lantern.

Airbnb should have an option if you just want to use someone’s bathroom for a few minutes.

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