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Someone from 🇩🇪 has shared:

Kanye is pretty mean for someone with ‘yay’ in their name.

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Frodo is a beautiful name for a boy. Has a ring to it.

Someone from 🇩🇰 has bookmarked:

I’ve noticed that when young people now talk about “old people”, they mean me.

Someone from 🇰🇼 has bookmarked:

Don’t give up, keep going. There are still so many disappointments waiting for you.

Someone from 🇬🇩 has bookmarked:

Thought I would mix things up today and sit in a new spot on my couch. Absolute chaos over here.

Someone from 🇬🇷 has shared:

Letting her be the passenger princess cause I care about my safety.

Someone from 🇳🇵 has viewed:

Social media can teach you a lot of lessons. Grammar is not one of them.

Someone from 🇸🇱 has shared:

It’s pretty apt that the ‘i’ is in the middle of ‘hurricane’.

Someone from 🇰🇼 has viewed:

Switching between brainrot and deep intellectual talks is a skill that only a few acquire.

Someone from 🇦🇷 has shared:

Once you book a trip, it becomes hard to focus on life.

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Establish dominance by maintaining eye contact whilst twerking.

Just landed via Pinterest:

No matter how busy I am, I still find time to waste on Twitter.

Broadcasted on WeChat:

My body is 70% water and 30% tired of pretending I know what I’m doing.

Trending via Telegram:

I will never give another woman my heart until I see how she acts when a bee flies at her.

Trending via WeChat:

You know when you have so much to do that you just sit down and do nothing?

Freshly posted on X:

You can’t tell me there’s anything better than earplugs; I simply will not hear it.

Spotted on Facebook:

Lord of the Rings is a story about a brave little Hobbit on a mission to destroy a ring and save the world, and his annoying friend Frodo.

Breaking via Messenger:

Me to HR: Okay, but you have to admit that was funny.

Shared recently on Snapchat:

Is it fall yet? I really can’t suck my stomach in much longer.

Spotted on Twitch:

If you don’t fall in love with me, I’ll write poetry about you and then you’ll regret it.

No one told me adulthood would require this much multi-factor authentication.

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I want someone who will look at me the same way I look at chocolate cake.

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Someone told me I wasn’t thinking clearly, as if that’s even an option.

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With certain people, you get nauseous just hearing their name.

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The reason most of us stay up late is because we don’t want our free time to end, and tomorrow to start.

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Women are actually very understanding if you’re honest with them, especially if they like you. You don’t even have to do all that lying.

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I find it sad that my universal remote does not control the universe. Not even remotely.

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71 shares on Reddit this month:

For a girl that loves sleep and hates stress, my career choice is questionable.

26 shares on WhatsApp this month:

My kids wanted a spooky story from the olden days so I told them the internet used to scream when you turned it on.

68 shares on X this month:

I stopped adding “Let me know if you have any more questions!” to my emails because don’t email me again.

64 shares on WhatsApp this month:

My desire to be informed is currently at odds with my desire to remain sane.

36 shares on TikTok this month:

Would rather walk around a shop 500 times to find something than ask a member of staff who works there like a normal person.

43 shares on Reddit this month:

Walking around the art museum and verbally saying, “Banger,” after inspecting a painting.

86 shares on WeChat this month:

The rain is pouring. So naturally it’s a good day to eat 6 donuts.

20 shares on Messenger this month:

When your children are teenagers, it’s important to have a dog so that someone in the house is happy to see you.

43 shares on Messenger this month:

Sometimes I say “huh,” then answer the question before you can repeat your question.

71 shares on WhatsApp this month:

Twitter is like attaching a message to a balloon, hoping that the right person somehow finds and reads it.

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Someone from 🇬🇹 has downloaded:

I can’t believe I’m supposed to obey ALL the traffic laws ALL the time.

Someone from 🇲🇽 has copied:

Slapping the TV remote on your knee extends the battery life. It’s science.

Someone from 🇦🇸 has bookmarked:

The week before your period doesn’t make any sense… until you realize it’s the week before your period.

Someone from 🇹🇬 has downloaded:

It’s a little ironic when you consider that the Internet was invented to save time.

Someone from 🇨🇳 has downloaded:

I would do absolutely anything for my friends, except answer their text messages.

Someone from 🇱🇮 has copied:

My role at Thanksgiving dinner is to Blair Witch it alone in the corner.

Someone from 🇬🇲 has copied:

When I get filthy rich, I will stay humble by continuing to use grocery bags as bathroom trash bags.

Someone from 🇳🇪 has copied:

“You’re so chill.” Thanks, I gave up.

Someone from 🇹🇻 has bookmarked:

Whoever said, “Laughter is the best medicine,” clearly never tried Revenge.

Someone from 🇲🇿 has viewed:

God: “I don’t regret the Flood, but I do regret the Ark.”

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Just landed via Facebook:

And for my next trick, I’ll set your soul on fire.

Just landed via Slack:

The toughest part of being a vegan is keeping it to yourself.

Spreading quickly via LinkedIn:

Not now darling, mummy’s influencing on the www.

Spotted on Pinterest:

I came, I saw, I took a selfie as proof that I came and saw.

Breaking via Telegram:

Sorry I’m late, I believed the washing machine when it said it only had one minute left in the cycle.

Just landed via LinkedIn:

1pm, the perfect time to start doing the work I woke up early to get a jump on.

Making waves on X:

Every day, I go to work and draw a little tick on everyone who didn’t say goodbye to me the day before.

Just shared via WeChat:

Turns out, college is all about forming unspoken, powerful bonds with people you talk to twice.

Trending via Discord:

If a tree falls on your ex in the woods and no one’s around to hear it, you should probably still get rid of the chainsaw.

Just landed via X:

“Angry on the internet” is such an unfortunate personality.

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With certain people, you get nauseous just hearing their name.

The reason most of us stay up late is because we don’t want our free time to end, and tomorrow to start.

Women are actually very understanding if you’re honest with them, especially if they like you. You don’t even have to do all that lying.

I find it sad that my universal remote does not control the universe. Not even remotely.

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