Noise-canceling headphones aren’t enough, I need everyone to shut up. Commentary:"Who needs noise-canceling headphones when you can have a 'people-canceling' button instead? 🤫🎧 Just imagine the peace and quiet… Ahh, bliss! 😂 #QuietPlease" Related Funny Posts 🤝 Pretty sure the inventor of noise-canceling headphones had a young kid trying to learn an instrument. My signature move is to tell men that I can’t hear them because I have my headphones in when I quite visibly don’t have headphones in. Noise cancelling headphones but for when the noises are coming from inside your head. I’m so jealous of people who know how to shut up. I shut up, and subtitles come out my face. I don’t understand why it isn’t socially acceptable to choose to be nocturnal. The angry hot sky ball is gone, my internet is fast, everyone finally shut up, what’s not to like.