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Noise-canceling headphones aren’t enough, I need everyone to shut up.

Noise-canceling headphones aren’t enough, I need everyone to shut up.

Commentary:
"Who needs noise-canceling headphones when you can have a 'people-canceling' button instead? 🤫🎧 Just imagine the peace and quiet… Ahh, bliss! 😂 #QuietPlease"

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This entry was posted in Funny Quotes and tagged annoyance, distraction, enough, everyone, headphones, humor, i, need, noise, shut, shut up, silence on Nov 9, 2025 by slickboy.

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