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Stop bringing shitty Bluetooth speakers on hikes. No one came to the woods to hear you listen to Katy Perry.

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I like work; it fascinates me. I can sit and look at it for hours.

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If history repeats itself, I’m getting a pet dinosaur.

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Never in my life have I heard my dad sneeze at an acceptable volume.

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Light is faster than sound. That’s why people seem so bright until you hear them talk.

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This coffee isn’t working. Think I need holy water.

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“This too shall pass.” And then some other bullshit will come and take its place. It never f**king ends.

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Life is so exciting. I was in my bedroom and now I’m in the living room. Who knows where I’ll go next.

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People singing Happy Birthday to you feels like a real-life unskippable ad.

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My goal for this year is just to make sure the aliens know I’m on their side.