Not to brag, but I finished an entire book in one sitting. I’m going to need some new crayons. Posted on5 months ago5 months ago by slickboy in Funny Quotes FacebookXPinterestRedditLinkedInEmailWhatsAppNot to brag, but I finished an entire book in one sitting. I’m going to need some new crayons. Related Funny Quotes 🤝 Sitting on the middle seat of this flight and both my seatmates are reading my book over my shoulder. Should I just start reading it aloud? I have neither the patience nor the crayons to show you why this is a bad idea. Doing nothing is very hard to do. You never know when you’re finished. I just finished cleaning the house for Thanksgiving, so if you’re looking for my family they’ll be in the backyard until Thursday. My boss just left which means I have finished all of my work for the day.