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I think adults need summer vacation. Like, let’s just close down all our jobs for three months and play outside. Please. I’m so tired.

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I think it’s very sexy of me to still move with love in a world like this.

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If sex was strictly meant for procreation, why did God make it feel so good?

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My dogs don’t feel earthquakes because they have constant gas.

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I can’t wait to retire so I can get up at 6 a.m. and go drive around really slow and make everybody late for work.

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Listen, before I had my coffee I didn’t know how awesome I was going to be today either.

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The main cause of immigration is we’re still a country where people want to go, but we’re working on fixing that.