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Sex is cool, but have you ever received reassurance without asking for it?

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Just cleaned out my junk drawer if anyone needs a CD to reinstall Windows 95.

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In a relationship with my heated car seat.

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Any room can be a rage room if you just give me a minute.

66 shares on Slack this month:

Memories are a bit fuzzy – but regrets? They’re in 8K and Dolby Vision.

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An escape room, but it’s just your high school reunion.

91 shares on Telegram this month:

I’m not always annoying, sometimes I sleep too.

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Be so funny that everyone forgets that you are ugly!

92 shares on Snapchat this month:

My body looks like I have a great personality.

92 shares on Facebook this month:

Shorts should be half the price of pants.

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Car naps hit different, especially when you are the one driving.

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I’m a little too self-aware to enjoy life, and a little too delusional to give up.

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I’ve never met a cake I didn’t want to fork.

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Sharks are orcs, dolphins are elves.

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Toxic girlfriend who goes through her boyfriend’s calculator app and asks why he’s doing the equations he’s doing.

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Anyone else get excited about going to bed because you know there’ll be coffee in the morning, or is that just me?

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There are more bots on here than in Star Wars.

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The only thing that drains faster than my phone battery is my bank account.

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Keeping my mouth shut is usually not enough to avoid an argument with my husband. I also have to deactivate the subtitle function on my face.

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Leaving your house and returning back safely is such an underrated blessing.

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My friend’s kid asked me if I had any games on phone so I let her text my ex.

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Life is so draining, you fix one problem, here come 12 more.

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“I’m going to try underthinking about a situation, and see if that works.”

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Nothing messes up your Friday like realizing it’s only Thursday.

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