Nothing prepared me for how much of my adult life would be spent hiding from people I know at the grocery store. Posted on4 days ago4 days ago by slickboy in Funny Quotes FacebookXPinterestRedditLinkedInEmailWhatsAppNothing prepared me for how much of my adult life would be spent hiding from people I know at the grocery store. Related Funny Quotes 🤝 Nothing refreshes my memory of what I need at the grocery store like coming home from the grocery store. Spent the day decorating the house for Christmas and my wife spent the day re-decorating the house for Christmas. Overheard a baby crying in the grocery store the other day so I went over and joined him. I get it, little dude, life is hard. Nothing prepared me for the part of adulthood where you look like a baby deer learning to walk every time you get out of bed in the morning. Traumatized people will navigate emergency situations with calm surety but then have an anxiety attack in a grocery store.