Nothing says, “I love you,” like an echo chamber.

63 shares on YouTube this month:

First World War. Kind of nervous.

36 shares on Facebook this month:

Studies show that people with high IQs tend to be lazy, or something like that. I didn’t read the whole article.

20 shares on LinkedIn this month:

Here’s your daily reminder to not forget about Dre.

33 shares on Pinterest this month:

Sorry for zoning out, bro. It’s just, I’ve been having a bad day for several years.

91 shares on Snapchat this month:

Welcome to your 40s. Your ability to be sneaky will now be hindered by your bones cracking when you walk.

69 shares on LinkedIn this month:

You can get addicted to a certain kind of swagness.

11 shares on Facebook this month:

Why does it take 5-7 business days to refund my money when it took 5-7 seconds to take it out of my account?

88 shares on Messenger this month:

I’m a pocket full of sunshine, not your dumping ground for grumpiness.

79 shares on Messenger this month:

The baddest women come into your life when you have 37 dollars left.

49 shares on Reddit this month:

Me, having zero balance in my account, viewing houses worth 10 million, and being like, “No, I don’t like the kitchen.”