Nothing says, “I love you,” like an echo chamber.

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For Valentine’s Day, I’m gift-wrapping a shirt my husband hasn’t worn in years. It’s the thought that counts—and technically, I thought of it twice.

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The only team building exercise we had when I started working was called “Happy Hour.”

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Silence is golden. But duct tape is silver.

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Dear 8 hours of sleep, I miss you so much.

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My three favorite things are eating my family and not using commas.

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If there’s ever an alien invasion, I hope it doesn’t start while I’m asleep. I hate being woken up before my alarm.

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I’m sorry that I bit you, I was trying to flirt.

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Well, well, well, if it isn’t that thing I’ve been ignoring until it became a giant problem.

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“Well, this is no good. How do I turn it off?” – The first primate to experience consciousness.

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When one door closes, lock it securely, along with all your other doors and windows, before any inspirational quotes get in.