Nothing worse than realising you vented to the wrong person.

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That awkward moment between birth and death.

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Not looking for a sugar daddy, but something more of a pay pal.

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Meteorologists are always talking about the weather and hardly ever about meteors.

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You should be able to google what someone said to you at the bar last night.

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Life’s too short to remove the USB drive safely.

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When I see chocolate, I hear two voices inside me. One says: “Eat it!”. The other says: “Did you hear that? You’re supposed to eat it!”

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Just blocked a guy for accusing me of being “all talk”. On Twitter.

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Pinterest is so therapeutic. There’s no drama, no one to argue with. Just pretty pictures.

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Just did my own taxes, I should be in jail by Friday.

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Don’t compare yourself with others. Everyone is better than you.