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Now that the nights are getting cooler again, spiders often hide in your bed in search of warmth. Sleep well!

Being a goldfish must be brilliant. Every six seconds you’re pleasantly surprised to find that you live in a castle.

Being an adult is realizing $1000 is little money to have, but a lot to owe.

Once I get my UFO, don’t be asking me for rides.

There are only two portion sizes for mashed potatoes: nowhere near enough (posh restaurants) or far, far too much (literally everyone else).

I’m in a long-distance relationship with the stars.

I really hope my house is haunted and not in need of structural repairs.

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