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  • Imagine playing Truth or Dare and they dare you to go home.
  • I don’t see why walking is healthy. Zombies walk constantly and they look awful.
  • Kids today have it much easier. When I was growing up and something bad happened, we had to go outside and spread our misinformation in person.
  • My tattoo means that I can’t be trusted with $200.
  • If you can reach enlightenment, can you also reach endarkenment?
  • I have a date and nothing to wear. Or as Nietzsche said: If you stare into a closet long enough, the closet stares back at you.