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"Priorities, my friends! Some may say laundry is important, but let's not forget about the unsung hero in this equation 🍷🧺 Who knew that wine had self-care needs too? Cheers to a perfectly balanced life! 🥂"

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I appreciate the interest, but I’m officially removing myself from the running to be the next James Bond. Thank you for your understanding.

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2 months ago

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Have you ever pretended not to look at the biscuits or sweets being handed around the room, and acted surprised when you got offered one?

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Call me dramatic, but I think I deserve a love confession in the rain.

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Leggings: elegant for some, elephant for others.

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Santa punched a hole in my wall because I left him soy milk.

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I’m the type of person to go back to sleep and try to finish a dream.

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4 months ago

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Deleting the paragraph you wrote and texting back “ok” is a different type of self-control.

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My brain logged me out due to inactivity, and I can’t remember the password.

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“Devil’s advocate” implies the existence of heaven’s prosecutor.

90 shares on TikTok this month:

Today, I want to talk about how people’s houses smell funny, but mine doesn’t.

35 shares on YouTube this month:

It’s okay to get rid of the boxes for the electronic things you’ve had for the past couple of years.

77 shares on Facebook this month:

If nothing lasts forever, will you be my nothing?

59 shares on Threads this month:

AI could never steal company time the way I do.

43 shares on LinkedIn this month:

My daughter’s new Bluetooth karaoke mic has suddenly and mysteriously disappeared, and we are all just so, so sad that we can’t find it.

39 shares on Pinterest this month:

Just so you know, it’s almost impossible to drink coffee while laying down.

85 shares on Threads this month:

At some point in life, you graduate from Family Guy to American Dad.

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I miss the days when our biggest argument was whether West Coast or East Coast rap was better.

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Daylight savings is not enough. You need to be daylight investing.

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Welcome to adulthood: 9pm is midnight now.

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I’m at the age where I can remember things that never happened.

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Eating wings is the opposite of flying.

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It’s perfectly normal if you want to watch an actor’s entire filmography because you find them attractive. Don’t let anyone stop you.

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Some people stay in the past because that’s where they peaked.

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“I need a movie where the villain actually won!” Have you tried watching the news?

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I’m so hungry, I could eat my own cooking.

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I’m sorry that I’m canceling plans. I made them last week when I assumed that, by now, I’d be a different person.

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Shared recently on Slack:

Smithereens is the worst way to get blown.

Seen just now on Instagram:

I really admire the suns ability to be exactly where my car’s visor can’t block it out.

Trending via YouTube:

I would reset the clock on your microwave for you.

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Guys love being called “daddy” until the pregnancy test comes back positive.

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The worst thing about being an adult is that you have to be one every single day.

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When I see chocolate, I hear two voices inside me. One says: “Eat it!”. The other says: “Did you hear that? You’re supposed to eat it!”

Freshly posted on Discord:

Can’t argue with a guy that has curly hair. Whatever you say, gorgeous.

Shared recently on Pinterest:

You know you’re getting old when you’re entering your birth year online and you need to spin that thing like you’re on wheel of fortune.

Just landed via Twitch:

“Lmao” has survived and even thrived over the years, but its cousin “rofl” has faded into indignity. The cruelty of fate.

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Starting the second half of your sandwich is like “hell yeah, baby, let’s run it back!”

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Of course the laundry has to be done, but the wine doesn’t drink itself either.

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I appreciate the interest, but I’m officially removing myself from the running to be the next James Bond. Thank you for your understanding.

Have you ever pretended not to look at the biscuits or sweets being handed around the room, and acted surprised when you got offered one?

Call me dramatic, but I think I deserve a love confession in the rain.

Leggings: elegant for some, elephant for others.

Santa punched a hole in my wall because I left him soy milk.

I’m the type of person to go back to sleep and try to finish a dream.

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