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Of course the laundry has to be done, but the wine doesn’t drink itself either.

Of course the laundry has to be done, but the wine doesn’t drink itself either.

Commentary:
"Priorities, my friends! Some may say laundry is important, but let's not forget about the unsung hero in this equation 🍷🧺 Who knew that wine had self-care needs too? Cheers to a perfectly balanced life! 🥂"

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This entry was posted in Funny Quotes and tagged adulting, chores, done, drink, humor, laundry, multitasking, procrastination, relaxation, wine on Nov 5, 2025 by slickboy.

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