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"Well, that's the true holiday dilemma, isn't it? 🎄🥃 Decisions, decisions! Just remember, whichever way you go, it's all about spreading cheer! Cheers to a festive season! 🎅🥂"

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28 shares on LinkedIn this month:

Being a dinosaur sounds kinda nice. No bills, no work, just extinct.

36 shares on WhatsApp this month:

Your life can’t fall apart if you never had it together.

19 shares on Pinterest this month:

Sometimes, I feel like my brain is still running on Windows 95.

74 shares on TikTok this month:

When I don’t have money, I stop talking to women out of respect.

69 shares on Twitch this month:

Please don’t send me mixed signals, I don’t even understand the clear ones.

70 shares on X this month:

I’ll rewind a movie, get on my phone, and miss the same part.

20 shares on Threads this month:

You’re telling me people get eight hours of sleep? Like in one night?

98 shares on Messenger this month:

Study so hard until Dior is like Shein to you.

84 shares on Slack this month:

For International Women’s Day, I’m going to celebrate by hitting every curb I see.

88 shares on Telegram this month:

I love reaching into my messy bag looking for something and everyone around me hears like glass breaking and bombs going off and a cat meowing from inside there.

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Someone from 🇬🇩 has downloaded:

I hope whoever came up with the spelling for Wednesday was punished for their actions.

Someone from 🇵🇹 has copied:

There is nothing an orgasm can’t fix, I have researched it extensively.

Someone from 🇨🇴 has shared:

I’m not lazy. I just give my couch the love it deserves.

Someone from 🇱🇹 has bookmarked:

I am not responsible for what my face does when you talk.

Someone from 🇬🇭 has copied:

The Wi-Fi stops working for 2 minutes, and suddenly I start thinking about life.

Someone from 🇨🇷 has downloaded:

Tech bros are frequently wrong but never in doubt.

Someone from 🇧🇹 has shared:

Fun fact: Did you know that removing junk food from your diet can help you lose up to 90% of your will to live?

Someone from 🇲🇿 has shared:

There needs to be a separate grocery store for people who actually know what they’re doing.

Someone from 🇸🇷 has viewed:

You wear a white shirt and all of a sudden everybody wants to go eat spaghetti.

Someone from 🇲🇰 has shared:

Welcome to your 40s: you’re not exhausted, that’s just your face now.

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Going viral on Messenger:

Sure, sex is great, but have you ever closed a dozen tabs after finishing an academic paper?

Spotted on Threads:

A person that weights 200 pounds on Earth weighs 76 pounds on Mars. So I’m not overweight, I’m on the wrong planet.

Just shared via Snapchat:

Narcissus fell in love with his own image, but was immediately annoyed at how it always tried to talk while he was talking.

Making waves on Slack:

Type of hangover that makes you understand why normies spend $25 for a poor soul to bike a bagel to them.

Spotted on Facebook:

Men need women, women need men. The end.

Making waves on Discord:

A massage is not enough, I need to be rolled through a pasta machine.

Going viral on Instagram:

If these walls could talk, they would definitely say “Wow, this guy really does add cheese to everything after all!”

Shared recently on Facebook:

I shaved my legs today and it was the fastest 3lbs I’ve ever lost in my life.

Breaking via Slack:

There are beautiful horny women (me) being forced into celibacy due to the utter lack of worthy men in existence. This is the world we are living in now.

Spreading quickly via WeChat:

A job interview is basically a conversation between two liars.

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Oh, I have Christmas spirit. The question is: Do I mix it with coke or do I drink it neat?

McDonald’s needs a 3rd window so you can trade in all the wrong stuff they gave you.

I’m getting targeted ads about chin fat and I’m offended by the relevance.

Is the elephant in the room with us right now?

Just as “magic spells” use special rhymes and archaic terms to signal their power, the convoluted language of legalese acts to convey a sense of authority.

Watching my wife absolutely hate my daughter’s boyfriend while being nice and hospitable to him has made me question every interaction I’ve had with another human being in my life.

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Oh, I have Christmas spirit. The question is: Do I mix it with coke or do I drink it neat?

Keep the laugh going 😂

McDonald’s needs a 3rd window so you can trade in all the wrong stuff they gave you.

I’m getting targeted ads about chin fat and I’m offended by the relevance.

Is the elephant in the room with us right now?

I’ll never tell anyone your secret because that would mean talking to people.

Just as “magic spells” use special rhymes and archaic terms to signal their power, the convoluted language of legalese acts to convey a sense of authority.

Watching my wife absolutely hate my daughter’s boyfriend while being nice and hospitable to him has made me question every interaction I’ve had with another human being in my life.

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