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Don’t flirt with me. I’ll show up at your house and start eating all your snacks.

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The human body requires so much maintenance. Who designed this thing?

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Interrupt my sleep and I’ll interrupt your breathing.

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I can’t even think straight knowing a package got delivered while I’m not home.

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People often mistake me for an adult because of my age.

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I always bring a glass of water to bed with me so I have something to knock over in the middle of the night.

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“My family doesn’t have a black sheep,” I say, while everyone avoids eye contact.

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I’m just impressed by how ugly I’m willing to look in public these day.

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We’re limited only by our imagination and some federal agencies.

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Since the beginning of time itself, people have been wondering, what the hell is going on?