Oh, that’s nothing a sudden burst of completely disproportionate rage won’t solve.

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I do all my own stunts, but never intentionally.

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I lost my composure in 1992. I haven’t seen it since.

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Instead of studying, I like to stay on my phone and worry about how I’m going to pass.

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Don’t cry because it’s over. Cry because you have an extra hour to think about it.

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Am I the only one who wonders why the Flintstones celebrate Christmas?

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Summer Olympics is just me swimming in sweat and wrestling with my sports bra.

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“Got milk?” Buddy, I don’t even have self-esteem.

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The number one rule of Thanksgiving dinner is take your own vehicle so you can leave on your own terms.

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When people say they’re speechless, I always hope they mean it, but they never stop talking.

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Let’s tell the truth cell phone. I don’t have six missed calls. I have six ignored calls.