Okay, seen enough, someone put a blanket over my cage. Posted onFeb 1, 2026 by slickboy in Funny Quotes 💾 Save Image Commentary:"BRB, going full burrito mode! ๐ฏ๐ #CanIBorrowThatBlanket" Related funny posts ๐ Sometimes, when I need a really good nightโs sleep, I call my burrito guy to come over and tuck me in. Listen to the birds, not the news. I am very depressed and in a really bad mood. Perhaps it will get better if I sit inside on a beautiful day and dwell compulsively. Hey, I came over because the grass seemed really green here, but now that Iโm looking back that grass actually looks crazy green, so Iโm gonna go. Sorry, can’t. Iโm too busy growing new neural pathways to make space for a strangerโs opinion. Evolution takes bandwidth, man.