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If we all club together we could raise enough money to buy Monday and have it destroyed.

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Note: Press the button on the elevator as often as possible to activate the secret express function and speed up the thing.

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No, I mean, it’s great toast. I just didn’t expect it to be French.

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Quitting my job to focus more on my desire not to work anymore.

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Brussels sprouts were invented by big cabbage to sell little cabbages.

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Why is bacon called bacon and cookies called cookies if you cook bacon and bake cookies?

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If I’m too much for you, then go and find less.

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I’m as single as a one Dollar bill, and I don’t need any change.

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I refuse to be bound by the social construct called “the calendar.” Merry Christmas, everyone.