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On average, my daily actions demonstrate I’m probably good…

On average, my daily actions demonstrate I’m probably good…

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"Looks like my talents are playing hide and seek, because they certainly aren't showing up in my daily routine! 🤔🕵️‍♂️ Maybe I'm secretly a master at procrastination and Netflix binging instead? 🤷‍♂️📺"

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This entry was posted in Funny Quotes and tagged action, actions, average, daily, daily action, else, good, humor, self-deprecation, something, something else on Jan 27, 2025 by slickboy.

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