One day you’re cool and then the next, you realize your favorite pair of pants are sweatpants from the grocery store.

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I’m willing to do anything for a job except write a cover letter.

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My dog is quite vain. Whenever the doorbell rings, he thinks it’s for him.

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My sex life is so dead, it has its own tombstone.

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Diet Coke is just a fridge cigarette.

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I’m at the age where using the wrong pillow makes you feel like you broke your neck.

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People who live in glass houses should install frosted glass around the toilet part.

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If at first you don’t succeed, try two more times so your failure is statistically significant.