Why will Satan torture people in hell for disobeying the same God he disobeyed? Posted onMay 29, 2026
Study international relations and political science if you watch the news and think, I’d like this to make me even more depressed. Posted onMay 29, 2026
Some people still fail to understand that the boot still has no problem crushing you, even if you lick it clean. Posted onMay 29, 2026
Leaving my apartment for two weeks, but leaving a single cup in the sink as a gesture to continuity upon my return. Posted onMay 29, 2026
Millennials are so young because we were never allowed to grow up. Still living like broke college kids in our 40s. Posted onMay 29, 2026
Sarcastically saying “you’re welcome” to the people who don’t say thank you when I hold the door for them is something I’ll never stop doing. Posted onMay 29, 2026
Rock bottom ain’t even that bad of a place to be if you’re into collecting rocks. Posted onMay 29, 2026
Yeah, sex is great, but have you ever watched the teams you hate be first-round exits? Posted onMay 29, 2026
Bought some coconut shampoo, but when I got home, I realised I didn’t have a coconut. Posted onMay 29, 2026
As a childless adult, it is my duty to embrace hobbies and pastimes that my peers cannot, as they have sacrificed their free time to maintain the population. I must vibe and chill, and do fun things, in their honor. Posted onMay 29, 2026
The only love triangle I’m interested in is between me, my book, and my cozy blanket. Posted onMay 29, 2026
A little friendly reminder that if somebody looks tired, you really don’t have to tell them. Posted onMay 29, 2026