Paw Patrol is just annoying. Exactly how long do dogs live again on average? Posted on5 months ago2 months ago by slickboy in Funny Quotes FacebookXPinterestRedditLinkedInEmailWhatsAppPaw Patrol is just annoying. Exactly how long do dogs live again on average? Related Funny Quotes 🤝 I am a full grown adult. Now listen to me discuss the various plot holes in Paw Patrol. Life is short, unless you’re listening to a kid describing an episode of PAW Patrol. Rabbits jump and they live for 8 years. Dogs run and they live for 15 years. Turtles do nothing and live for 150 years. Lesson learned. You ever go to a baseball game and hear a guy yelling, “hot dogs! hot dogs!” over and over again? That’s me, looking for hot dogs. There are drug-sniffing dogs, guide dogs, dogs that save lives. And then there’s my dog, who hits the lead when he poops.