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"Paw Patrol: training our children to expect talking dogs saving the day 🐾🦸‍♂️ As for the dogs' lifespan, let's just hope they have enough years left to endure all those rescue missions! 🐶🕰️ #LiveLongAndPawspurr"

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My doctor told me to try a milk bath. Adding the Cinnamon Toast Crunch was my idea.

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Every job is either 8 hours of getting exposed to cancer-causing chemicals or 8 hours of staring at a Microsoft Excel sheet.

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My therapist is so lucky. I’m like a Netflix Original that pays her to watch.

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Superwoman: Single. Batman: Single. Wonder Woman: Single. I get it now, I’m single because I’m a superhero.

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Drinking through a straw is the opposite of snorkeling.

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I don’t mind being the villain in your story because you’re a clown in mine.

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Bag of flesh that acts weird when another bag of flesh doesn’t send symbols on glowing screen.

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I appreciate the interest, but I’m officially removing myself from the running to be the next James Bond. Thank you for your understanding.

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Can we all agree that Mini Cooper drivers need to put an extended flag on the back of their cars so the stalls where they’re parked stop looking empty?

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I’m so tired. Let’s see all of the horrible things happening in the world today before I try to sleep peacefully.

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Sometimes I have to remind myself to put down my iPhone, go outside, and judge people in person.

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I don’t even know who’s famous anymore.

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Just did a seductive hair flip and an onion ring flew out.

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Whoever said it was okay to let your pets sleep in your bed, thanks a lot, now my goldfish is dead.

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The problem with relationships these days is you don’t know if you’re the one being cheated on, or cheated with.

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I am not old. I am in the prime of my decay.

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Stop using ChatGPT. You got a question, you come to me first.

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Guess I’ll be getting the same thing for Christmas, again. Fat!

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And for my next trick, I will turn yesterday’s sweatpants into today’s sweatpants.

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That odd feeling when your lunch break is over and you still have to work for another 30 years.

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It’s a shame that you can’t hold people up to the light like banknotes to see whether they are fake or real.

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If you ever see me out in public, just know I don’t want to be there.

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Just spent a couple seconds concerned about the sounds my stomach was making before realizing it was a motorcycle outside.

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Eleven out of ten people are stupid.

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If I was on Love Island, I wouldn’t be fighting anyone or starting drama. I would just be playing mermaids in the pool the whole time. They’ve got that giant, beautiful pool, and nobody’s using it.

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Any room can be a rage room if you just give me a minute.

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I dare you to try and be more single than me.

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There’s no post-breakup healing process for girls. You just wake up one day and be like, “Ew,” and you’re free.

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Paw Patrol is just annoying. Exactly how long do dogs live again on average?

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