Paw Patrol is just annoying. Exactly how long do dogs live again on average? 3 months ago FacebookXPinterestRedditLinkedInEmailWhatsAppCommentary:"Paw Patrol: training our children to expect talking dogs saving the day 🐾🦸♂️ As for the dogs' lifespan, let's just hope they have enough years left to endure all those rescue missions! 🐶🕰️ #LiveLongAndPawspurr" Related Funny Quotes 🤝 Life is short, unless you’re listening to a kid describing an episode of PAW Patrol. I am a full grown adult. Now listen to me discuss the various plot holes in Paw Patrol. Rabbits jump and they live for 8 years. Dogs run and they live for 15 years. Turtles do nothing and live for 150 years. Lesson learned. You ever go to a baseball game and hear a guy yelling, “hot dogs! hot dogs!” over and over again? That’s me, looking for hot dogs. There are drug-sniffing dogs, guide dogs, dogs that save lives. And then there’s my dog, who hits the lead when he poops.
