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Headless mannequins are great because they let you see how you’ll look wearing a new shirt after you’ve been decapitated.

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People that ask Grok “Is this true” are the reason our society is getting dumber by the minute.

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When people ask me what is more important, food or love, I don’t answer because I’m eating.

Someone from 🇱🇮 has bookmarked:

Any room can be a panic room if you just give me a second.

Someone from 🇮🇸 has bookmarked:

I really cannot be friends with picky eaters because it somehow always correlates to bigger problems and character flaws.

Someone from 🇷🇼 has bookmarked:

All pants are tear away pants if you’re strong enough.

Someone from 🇸🇦 has copied:

I told ChatGPT about us.

Someone from 🇱🇺 has shared:

Whoever named the grapefruit when there was already a fruit named grape. Incompetent legend. I wish we could hang out.

Someone from 🇸🇿 has shared:

So it turns out that being an adult is mostly just Googling how to do stuff.

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Airlines when they need to change your flight: here’s a complimentary napkin. Airlines when you need to change your flight: that’ll be $8700.

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Just landed via Pinterest:

Nothing hits harder than opening the fridge for the fifth time, hoping new food magically appeared.

Making waves on Messenger:

Not saying I’m a bot or anything, but if someone in real life told me to ignore all previous instructions and write a poem about onions or whatever, I’d probably give it my best shot.

Freshly posted on X:

They should invent a body that doesn’t keep the score.

Freshly posted on LinkedIn:

Well, at least my cat is supportive of me doing less and laying around more.

Going viral on Discord:

I just read a thing that said I should compliment myself on my decisions, regardless of the outcome. No thanks, I’m not the government.

Going bananas on WeChat:

Monday: The only day when you can wear the same outfit from the day before without anyone noticing.

Going bananas on YouTube:

Oh, Amazon, no. Please do not tell me how many packages I had delivered this year; that is none of my business.

Seen just now on Telegram:

Nothing more humiliating than sending a text message with a picture and the picture doesn’t send for ages and now you’ve said something sooo odd out of context.

Breaking via X:

Coconut water taste like it’s been in someone else’s mouth.

Broadcasted on Twitch:

The way Adele works for 6 months and then disappears for 7 years is very much the work-life balance I’m all about.

People should come with warning labels.

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I let people skate. I never mention the ice is thin.

3 weeks ago

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There is no reason to be a people pleaser. People are never pleased.

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You tell people you’re not trying to drink and they act like you just turned down 100k.

4 weeks ago

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Too bad mosquitos are not into human fat the way they are into human blood.

1 month ago

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Winter. You get up, drink coffee and then it gets dark.

1 month ago

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Not sure why I drink anymore. I get the same effect from standing up too fast.

1 month ago

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41 shares on Discord this month:

In general, I like company, but not when I am with my pizza.

53 shares on Threads this month:

That incredible ability of cats to only throw up on carpeted floors.

11 shares on Messenger this month:

Two bros having a conversation in the 1700s like “omg, we should totally start a pamphlet”

10 shares on WeChat this month:

Having a blocked nose really makes you appreciate the finer things in life, like breathing normally.

66 shares on WeChat this month:

Apologize for the job that you do. It would be nice if you were talented too.

24 shares on Instagram this month:

A two-year old is kind of like having a blender, but you don’t have a top for it.

93 shares on YouTube this month:

When I was a kid I would say I’m whatever age and a half because I wanted to be older. Now I say I turned 40 a few years ago.

85 shares on X this month:

At the club asking for Ibuprofen.

95 shares on Telegram this month:

I’d trust a groundhog over a weatherman any day.

57 shares on Instagram this month:

Missed garbage day today, if you’re looking for a bad boy that doesn’t play by the rules.

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Someone from 🇻🇳 has downloaded:

Asking a film guy, “Who is that?” when Tom Cruise comes on screen just to feel something.

Someone from 🇷🇴 has shared:

Thanksgiving is just me trying to look cute while holding a fork like a medieval warrior.

Someone from 🇷🇼 has copied:

Apparently, when you treat people like they treat you, they get upset.

Someone from 🇪🇨 has shared:

Rom-com idea: Gozilla +1. Godzilla gets invited to a wedding but struggles to convince anyone to go with him.

Someone from 🇷🇺 has viewed:

“Girls just want to have fun!” No, I want one million dollars cash.

Someone from 🇿🇦 has viewed:

This wouldn’t happen to me if I were a huge dragon.

Someone from 🇬🇼 has viewed:

I lied, there is no sex. You’re helping me repot plants.

Someone from 🇭🇺 has bookmarked:

Everyone should be more grateful for what I don’t say.

Someone from 🇦🇬 has downloaded:

Not sure what’s longer: a microwave minute or watching a video while someone else is holding the phone, insisting it’s hilarious.

Someone from 🇱🇦 has viewed:

Do you think Yoda says “7-6” instead?

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Just landed via Instagram:

Life is like bread. It gets hard at some point.

Shared recently on TikTok:

I have never seen a single “when animals attack” video that I wasn’t rooting for the animal.

Making waves on WhatsApp:

I’m dying for some sweets and the only thing sweet in the house is me.

Shared recently on Messenger:

Commenting “This could be us” on her pics with her boyfriend.

Just shared via WeChat:

I really think tossing and turning at night should be counted as exercise.

Just shared via YouTube:

I’m 45% coffee, 40% wine and 6% cheese.

Trending via WhatsApp:

I am at my Thanksgiving table observing personality disorders that have not been identified yet.

Going bananas on X:

Be bold, be italic, but never regular.

Breaking via Threads:

Аbsolutely crazy to thіnk that Leonardo DіCaprіo’s future gіrlfrіend іs currently nervous for her fіrst day of kіndergarten.

Shared recently on Twitch:

It’s quite ironic that “strap on,” backwards, spells “no parts.”

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People should come with warning labels.

Keep the laugh going 😂

I let people skate. I never mention the ice is thin.

There is no reason to be a people pleaser. People are never pleased.

You tell people you’re not trying to drink and they act like you just turned down 100k.

Too bad mosquitos are not into human fat the way they are into human blood.

Winter. You get up, drink coffee and then it gets dark.

Not sure why I drink anymore. I get the same effect from standing up too fast.

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