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Keep scrolling, I’ve got nothing.

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My lip gloss used to be poppin’, now it’s my knees.

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The closest I’ve come to mastering a martial art is figuring out how to wash my feet in the shower.

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Growing up, there was a Cody in every elementary school class, but as an adult, I haven’t met a Cody in years. Where did they go?

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IP address? You mean the bathroom?

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I’m single because of everyone else’s shortcomings.

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I need to know the brand of toothbrush my neighbor has. I hear it buzzing sometimes an hour at a time and she’s clearly enjoying it.

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Is 27 a good age to leave everything you know and love, and start over?

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Me, after skipping the tutorial: how the hell do you play this game?

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In all the movies, Santa never goes to the house directly next door. He always gets in his sleigh and flies off like 20 miles east.

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Aging is the worst. I miss the good ol’ days when my pain was strictly emotional.

Freshly posted on X:

I can’t flirt, but I’ll awkwardly giggle at everything you say.

Seen just now on Facebook:

All women want is to consistently annoy one handsome man forever.

Spreading quickly via Reddit:

Fact: Snow in November happens because people decorate for Christmas prematurely. You know who you are. Stop it.

Seen just now on Reddit:

Not all who wander are lost. Some are just moms. In Target. Hiding from their children.

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Not many quicksand-related deaths since the 1970s. Thank God the authorities got that nightmare under control.

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I really think tossing and turning at night should be counted as exercise.

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My playlist so bipolar. We either in love, depressed, or gang members.

Trending via Discord:

The sexual tension between me and the person I’m not supposed to have any sexual tension with.

Just shared via Snapchat:

Just told my kids it’s illegal to have the light on while we’re driving. I will not break this cycle.

People who can’t tell the difference between whole numbers and decimals are missing the point.

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Witty quote about math misunderstandings, highlighting humorous confusion between whole numbers and decimals.

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Shuffling into the kitchen in a robe Sunday morning to change the clock on the microwave is the lamest form of time travel ever.

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Spotify Wrapped? Next year, maybe you should try to be in the top .05% of listeners to your girlfriend.

18 shares on Instagram this month:

Please hesitate to get in touch with me.

82 shares on Snapchat this month:

As a proud husband and father in my 40s, my New Year’s resolution is to sneeze even louder this year.

100 shares on WeChat this month:

We could have high-speed rail that connects the entire country, but instead we get AI porn bots that steal all of our drinking water to entertain the dumbest people alive.

56 shares on Reddit this month:

Microdosing bungee jumping by bending over to pick up a hair tie.

35 shares on Instagram this month:

I like to be alone a lot; it’s nothing personal.

50 shares on Facebook this month:

Adulting’s a total scam. Bills, taxes, and a laundry pile that breeds in the dark, were not in the brochure!

31 shares on X this month:

Starting all my work emails today with, “to whom it’s about to concern”.

81 shares on Pinterest this month:

Went for a walk. Very pleasant evening. The squirrels and rabbits kept running away from me. That stung a little. I will remember their faces.

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I have no desire to work now. I had five days off in a row where I dined at a feast and was entertained at a cinema. I have flown too high to return to a laptop.

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Chasing after a ping pong ball is wildly dehumanizing.

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Soccer: I love when they hold up the sign and a brand new, beautiful boy takes the place of a dirty, sweaty, ruined one.

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The sun really clocks out for the day before I do. That’s insane.

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No pre-workout, just flashbacks of stuff I let slide.

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I’m planning to eat the rich, but can I sub out fries for a salad?

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Do you mind if I smash this object of great sentimental value?

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Nobody defends billionaires better than dudes making $50,000 a year.

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Actors in black and white movies were often putting their lives in danger during driving scenes, as they weren’t able to tell if the traffic light was red or green.

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Foreplay is great, I particularly like the part where I peel them, chop them into pieces, then roast them in the oven until they’re all crispy and delicious.

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Crying at my desk while also finding time to cry in the shower makes for a healthy work-life balance.

Breaking via Messenger:

When science finally locates the center of the universe, some people will be surprised to learn they’re not it.

Broadcasted on LinkedIn:

The only love triangle I’m interested in is between me, my book, and my cozy blanket.

Trending via Threads:

I didn’t buy that thing I wanted but didn’t need, so I celebrated by buying a different thing I wanted but didn’t need.

Shared recently on Instagram:

We interrupt coverage of one horrible story for breaking news of another horrible story.

Broadcasted on LinkedIn:

ChatGPT is down right now and if you listen closely, you can hear millions of content creators screaming.

Shared recently on X:

Some people can’t sleep because they have insomnia. I can’t sleep because I have Internet.

Going viral on X:

But are we sure that stomachs are meant to be flat?

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Why is no one talking about the sheer pleasure of coming home from vacation and using your own bathroom.

Making waves on Instagram:

Sometimes I read a text and think, “What a psycho.” And then I press send.

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People who can’t tell the difference between whole numbers and decimals are missing the point.

Life is not a fairy tale. If you lose your shoe at midnight, you’re drunk.

I’m eating for two; me and the person I strive to be.

Wishing I could hit snooze on life’s alarm clock!

Things will be fine, eventually—in thousands of years—for rocks.

My security system is just a bunch of my unpaid bills taped to my front door.

Y’all shivering in this cold cause them Shein jackets made outta paper towels.

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People who can’t tell the difference between whole numbers and decimals are missing the point.

Keep the laugh going 😂

Life is not a fairy tale. If you lose your shoe at midnight, you’re drunk.

I’m eating for two; me and the person I strive to be.

Wishing I could hit snooze on life’s alarm clock!

Things will be fine, eventually—in thousands of years—for rocks.

My security system is just a bunch of my unpaid bills taped to my front door.

Y’all shivering in this cold cause them Shein jackets made outta paper towels.

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