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Being in a rich person’s house is so stressful. Like, why am I struggling to find the trash?

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Sex is cool, but have you ever had garlic bread?

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If I had my Pinterest wardrobe, I would be unstoppable.

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The thing I’ve always found tricky about money is knowing how much I should have.

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You wish you had this many chins.

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I hate it when whatโ€™s wrong asks me whatโ€™s wrong.

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Welcome to your parentsโ€™ house, where the wifi password is fEtbqP2LVp3U6Hkh

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Some cause happiness wherever they go; others whenever they go.

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Deleting my mental health to focus on social media.

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Just done a HIIT workout and if anyone sees me trying to do that again just go ahead and hiit me in the face.

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People who can’t tell the difference between whole numbers and decimals are missing the point.

People who can’t tell the difference between whole numbers and decimals are missing the point.

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They call it a coffin because theyโ€™re finally coughing up that inheritance.

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Parenting just means you have to pretend you like to eat fruits and vegetables in front of your kids, knowing you’d rather eat a cheeseburger instead.

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Ex’s be like “I gave you everything”. Yeah, trust issues.

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When someone asks me what my dream job is, itโ€™s just like “I donโ€™t know dude, I donโ€™t dream about jobs”

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If you say โ€œawesome sauceโ€ on a first date, youโ€™ll still have that lucky condom in your wallet tomorrow.

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They say the human body is 60% water, but after extensive observation of my husband and son, Iโ€™d like to submit a revision to the data. Those two are at least 50% wind.

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Itโ€™s interesting growing up and discovering that most adults are not that clever. I had my suspicions as a kid but I didnโ€™t think the situation was this dire.

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If you donโ€™t believe aliens walk amongst us, who else could write such unnatural dialogue in pharmaceutical commercials?

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Why do they have to make things childproof when Iโ€™m still functioning at a kindergarten level of dexterity?

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I’ve just filed a restraining order against reality.