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People who leave the blinds closed the entire plane ride: who hurt you?

People who leave the blinds closed the entire plane ride: who hurt you?

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Are you part vampire, conserving your strength for when in-flight drinks served? ๐Ÿง›โ€โ™‚๏ธโœˆ๏ธ๐Ÿ”‹

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