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I have good problem-solving skills, but my problem-creating skills are where I really shine.

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It’s amazing how music can transport you to another place. For example, this coffee shop is playing Justin Bieber, so I’m going to another restaurant.

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Home: Where I can look ugly and not care.

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The sexiest woman you know is trying to maintain her balance between insanity and genius.

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And for my next trick, I’m going to miss you in a million unspoken ways.

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If your problem can’t be fixed by coffee, tequila or sex then I’m out of advice.

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Did the people you had a crush on always like you back or are you funny?

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A car window made specifically for a dog to stick its head out of is called a sunwoof.

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They’re called grown-ups because they groan every time they get up.

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I ain’t typing “X” into the URL bar, my wife is right behind me.

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“You’re an athlete,” I whisper to myself, as I begin my third attempt to get out of the couch.

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If you’re alone on Thanksgiving, venmo me $25 and I’ll call and ask you when are you gonna get a “real” job and give me grandchildren.

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You can always tell when a man is dating someone new. Why you going to the aquarium and the museum?

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Imagine hearing the ice cream truck music, but at night.

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The hard part about dating is finding someone who’s mentally ill enough to understand you, but not mentally ill enough to ruin your life.

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Tornados are just a bunch of ghosts fighting over a cow.

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My home security system is just a copy of my paycheck taped to my front door.

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“Where did all your money go?” I’m either wearing it or eating it.

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After you do your laundry, you should be allowed to get in the dryer and tumble for a little. No charge.

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Wake up, the thinking isn’t going to overthink itself.

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Not the sharpest cheddar on the charcuterie board.

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I think the most financially irresponsible thing I’ve done is get my kids to like sushi.

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The Welsh language was invented by a dad losing at Scrabble.

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Before you send that email, ask yourself: is this a December problem or a January problem?

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The global energy crisis could be solved if only we could harness the power of my wife slamming my car door.

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Ever since I was a little kid I always knew I wanted to struggle to survive.

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I might be annoying, but at least my lock screen isn’t a selfie.

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69. Some might call it nasty. I call it a romantic dinner for 2.

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It was the becestershire of times, it was the worcestershire of times.

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All I do is go to work, come home, blink and suddenly I’m back at work.

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Going to the gym for my health and wellbeing? No, I just wanna look good naked.

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Apparently, all my new nephew wants to do is eat and sleep, which means he’s already a lot like me.

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My toxic trait is consistently cutting off the resealable part of the bag of frozen vegetables.

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Stay humble and play dumb. People reveal who they truly are when they think they are smarter than you.

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I don’t understand people who don’t have kids. Imagine having absolutely nobody to blame when you’re late.

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So you mean to tell me a stress ball is not for throwing at people who stress you out?

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People who wear jeans for fun around their house have bodies buried in their backyard.

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I have good problem-solving skills, but my problem-creating skills are where I really shine.

It’s amazing how music can transport you to another place. For example, this coffee shop is playing Justin Bieber, so I’m going to another restaurant.

Home: Where I can look ugly and not care.

The sexiest woman you know is trying to maintain her balance between insanity and genius.

And for my next trick, I’m going to miss you in a million unspoken ways.

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