Petition to bring back payphones in public places. I donโ€™t want to give my kid a phone, I want to give him a quarter.

Petition to bring back payphones in public places. I donโ€™t want to give my kid a phone, I want to give him a quarter.

Commentary:
“📞🔙 Petition to bring back payphones: teaching kids the value of communication, one quarter at a time! Who needs a smartphone when you can dial your friends the old-school way? Plus, it’s a lot cheaper to replace a lost quarter than a lost iPhone! 😂 #BackToTheGoodOldDays”

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