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Petition to lower the retirement age. I’m tired now.

Petition to lower the retirement age. I’m tired now.

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"Petition to lower the retirement age. I'm tired now. 💤 Who needs to wait for the golden years when you've already hit bronze, right? 😂 Time to trade in the alarms for afternoon naps! 💼➡️😴 #RetirementDreams"

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This entry was posted in Funny Quotes and tagged age, fun, humor, life, petition, retirement, tired, work on Jan 28, 2025 by slickboy.

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