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Every time I watch “The Godfather”, I notice some new detail (they’re Italian???).

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It’s not my fault that when I said you looked “stunning” you assumed I meant in a positive way.

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I was raised to be humble which I excel at cause I excel at everything.

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Nothing is worse than seeing a gorgeous girl that I’d never approach or stand a chance with and then finding out she has a boyfriend.

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The goth urge to live in a haunted Victorian estate and be feared by the townspeople.

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Good news: I only ate one slice of pizza. Bad news: I did that four times in a row.

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It’s funny how quickly you become difficult if you don’t always just say “yes”.

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Researchers have discovered that birthdays are healthy. People who have more grow older.

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When you drink red wine from a cup, it looks like fruit tea and you are also admired by others for your healthy lifestyle.

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If you take a social media sabbatical, don’t announce it. Just make your last post something fun like “I wonder if there’s a bear in this cave?”