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Please don’t ask me about my dream job. I would never…

Please don’t ask me about my dream job. I would never…

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"Sorry, I can't discuss my dream job. I wouldn't want to make my unicorn and superhero coworkers jealous! 🦄💫 Who needs a dream job when you've got dreamy coworkers, am I right? 😆 #livingthedream"

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This entry was posted in Funny Quotes and tagged ask, aspiration, dream, dream job, dreams, humor, i, irony, job, me, never, procrastination, work on Jan 23, 2025 by slickboy.

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