Please don’t ask me about my dream job. I would never work in my dreams.

Please don’t ask me about my dream job. I would never work in my dreams.
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"Sorry, I can't discuss my dream job. I wouldn't want to make my unicorn and superhero coworkers jealous! 🦄💫 Who needs a dream job when you've got dreamy coworkers, am I right? 😆 #livingthedream"

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