Please don’t ask me about my dream job. I would never work in my dreams. Posted on2 months ago by slickboy in Funny Quotes 💾 Save Image FacebookXPinterestRedditLinkedInEmailWhatsAppCommentary:"Sorry, I can't discuss my dream job. I wouldn't want to make my unicorn and superhero coworkers jealous! 🦄💫 Who needs a dream job when you've got dreamy coworkers, am I right? 😆 #livingthedream" Related Funny Posts 🤝 When someone asks me what my dream job is, it’s just like “I don’t know dude, I don’t dream about jobs” I don’t understand the concept of “the man of your dreams”. Every time my wife wakes up after dreaming about me, she is really pissed off about something dream me did. Job market so bad, I started following my dreams. Don’t ask me for work advice, I’m just going to tell you to quit your job. Love when job applications ask for my desired salary so I can choose between not being hired and being exploited for my work. I want the dreams to chase me for once. I’m either at work, going to work, coming home from work, getting ready for work, getting some sleep for work, or thinking about not wanting to go to work.