Please don’t ask me about my dream job. I would never work in my dreams. Posted on5 months ago3 months ago by slickboy in Funny Quotes FacebookXPinterestRedditLinkedInEmailWhatsAppPlease don’t ask me about my dream job. I would never work in my dreams. Related Funny Quotes 🤝 When someone asks me what my dream job is, it’s just like “I don’t know dude, I don’t dream about jobs” I don’t understand the concept of “the man of your dreams”. Every time my wife wakes up after dreaming about me, she is really pissed off about something dream me did. I hate when I lose things at work, like pens, papers, sanity and dreams. I hate when I have dreams about work. I’m not getting paid to interact with these people on my time off! Having to write cover letters is so dumb. Do you really believe my dream ever since I was a little girl was to work for you? No. It was to ride a pony on a funky space rainbow. Grow up.