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Someone from 🇧🇸 has downloaded:

I could post “hello” and there’d be a 20 day argument in the comments.

Someone from 🇨🇬 has copied:

Wanted to report a YouTube video, but there is no option for “Cringe”, so I just picked “Terrorism”.

Someone from 🇸🇮 has copied:

Italy stands for I Truly Always Love You.

Someone from 🇨🇬 has downloaded:

I’m so tired. Let’s see all of the horrible things happening in the world today before I try to sleep peacefully.

Someone from 🇮🇷 has bookmarked:

People need to understand the difference between want and need. Like, I want abs, but I need chocolate.

Someone from 🇷🇸 has bookmarked:

Hear me out. A waiting room where the doctors wait.

Someone from 🇩🇰 has bookmarked:

When I find it, I don’t need it. When I need it, I can’t find it.

Someone from 🇲🇷 has downloaded:

If anyone is still on Facebook, please check on my parents.

Someone from 🇦🇫 has viewed:

The only way to forget the mistakes you made in the past is to make even bigger and graver mistakes in the present.

Someone from 🇱🇧 has copied:

Welcome to your 40s… you can now use this as an excuse not to help a friend move.

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Reported on Telegram:

My favorite dinner is the one made by someone else.

Just shared via Reddit:

When I take a shower I’m: 5% cleaning myself, 10% singing, 85% making life changing decisions.

Live now on Twitch:

If I could have immunity to anything I would pick calories.

Live now on WhatsApp:

You can always tell it’s Monday because nobody’s smiling.

Shared recently on Twitch:

I have a photographic memory, but I’ve run out of film.

Broadcasted on TikTok:

If you fall asleep long enough, the steering wheel gives you a pillow.

Reported on Snapchat:

I will unfriend, uncousin, unco-worker, unfollow, unfamily any draining soul real quick.

Making waves on Messenger:

I am a person who wants to get a lot done, trapped in the body of a person who wants to sleep in and take naps at times.

Just shared via LinkedIn:

I couldn’t work at a zoo. I’d have a penguin in my car by the end of the shift.

Making waves on LinkedIn:

“You’ve changed!” Yeah, I don’t like you.

Pretty sure they’re naming prescription drugs by just grabbing random Scrabble tiles. “Oh hey, Qdilrox sounds good.”

Pretty sure they’re naming prescription drugs by just grabbing random Scrabble tiles. “Oh hey, Qdilrox sounds good.”
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"Me trying to pronounce prescription drug names be like: 'Oh, Qdilrox, my old friend!' 🤔💊 Definitely feels like they're playing a game of Scrabble with a twist! 🧩😂"

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Someone from 🇷🇼 has downloaded:

I don’t like being asked “are you at home?” Please expand further so I can know whether I’m at home or not.

Someone from 🇰🇿 has shared:

I just need a day between everyday… to recover from the day before… just so I can prepare for the day coming.

Someone from 🇺🇾 has downloaded:

Adding “scroll for two hours” to my To-Do list, so I won’t do it.

Someone from 🇲🇱 has copied:

I don’t need a fancy watch to tell me I’m not fit one bit.

Someone from 🇮🇪 has shared:

Be the elephant you wish to see in the room.

Someone from 🇦🇪 has bookmarked:

If I ever say “with all due respect”, please understand that there is none.

Someone from 🇹🇭 has viewed:

I like waiters. They bring a lot to the table.

Someone from 🇧🇹 has shared:

I got my patience from waiting half the day to download a song from Limewire.

Someone from 🇰🇮 has shared:

My mirror needs a screenshot button.

Someone from 🇺🇿 has bookmarked:

How long past date can I eat eggs? Like are they still good or am I naming them now?

Social Media Log 💫

Seen just now on Facebook:

Do people who love escape rooms not know about IKEA?

Shared recently on Telegram:

Not to brag, but I just walked upstairs and remembered why.

Just landed via Messenger:

Sleeping is my drug, my bed is my dealer and my alarm is the police.

Shared recently on WhatsApp:

I’m still waiting for the day my parents will say, “It’s all fake, we are millionaires, this was just to teach you to be humble”.

Making waves on Messenger:

Googling “effect vs affect” in an incognito window.

Shared recently on Reddit:

You don’t scare me. You’re not those two minutes when I can’t find my wallet.

Going viral on Twitch:

“Be the bigger person” sounds too much like “accept the disrespect”.

Freshly posted on Facebook:

Descibe your boobs only using a picture of them.

Freshly posted on Discord:

They should remove the sex scenes from movies and then put them all into one big super sex scene movie they can show in theaters at the end of the year.

Spotted on X:

I don’t like violence, but I don’t mind if I get hit by luck.

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