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- I was going to warn my kids about the repercussions of drugs and alcohol until I realized that they in fact were the repercussions of drugs and alcohol.
- It’s that time of year again where I go to random restaurants to tell random women, “So this is why you cancelled our date?”, while they’re out with their significant others.
- The Welsh language was invented by a dad losing at Scrabble.
- My mom sent me a text message so long I had to refill my Adderall prescription to read it.
- The best part about Smarties is pouring them into an empty prescription bottle and shaking them all into my mouth while waiting in line.