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If I’m too quiet you can rest assured I’m in the process of planning my sweet escape or your equally sweet demise.

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Britney Spears working at an ice-cream shop called ‘Scoops, I did it again.’

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My summer body has been pending for about ten years.

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Messed up and threw a surprise party for my minimalist friend. Now 25 of us are hiding behind the granite orb.

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I wanted to sleep it off, but insomnia said, “Not tonight, buddy.”

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I like how people say “travel safely” like I’m the one flying the plane.

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If you think my heart is cold, you should feel my feet.

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I’m not superstitious because it brings bad luck.

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So apparently they don’t count as sit-ups if you’re just trying to get out of bed.

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Terrible things can happen if you go camping. For starters, you could want to go camping again.