Prime Video will find the movie you were looking for and then say, “Oops, you gotta pay for it.”

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Whoever has my voodoo doll, can you give it a really good massage?

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Why steal office supplies from work when you could take an extra-long bathroom break and steal company time instead?

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Apparently you’re not supposed to announce that there’s been a death in the family every time you kill a houseplant.

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Have you tried making guacamole about it?

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My family asked me what I wanted for Mother’s Day, so I packed their bags and changed the locks.

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Any fool can criticize, condemn and complain, and most do.

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Daily reminder that you’re biologically programmed to get laid, eat good food, connect with other humans, and enjoy yourself. Everything else is literally made up.