Pro tip: Avoid the news for a couple of days and have some fun. Posted on4 months ago4 months ago by slickboy in Funny Quotes 💾 Save Image Commentary:Time to switch from "breaking news" to "breaking free" from stress! ππ°β¨ Related Funny Posts π€ Pro Tip: Never make snow angels in a dog park. Pro tip: Invest in pasta companies. Worth every penne. Headache pro-tip: Bang your toe into something. Some people avoid bacon for the sake of religion. I avoid religion for the sake of bacon. Well, well, well, if it isnβt the holiday traffic I said Iβd avoid even though I did nothing to avoid it.