Someone from 🇬🇾 has shared:

Are you http? Because I’m :// without you.

Someone from 🇨🇱 has shared:

Typos keep me humble. Every email is a gamble.

Someone from 🇲🇼 has bookmarked:

Don’t blame a clown for acting like a clown. Ask yourself why you keep going to the circus.

Someone from 🇷🇼 has downloaded:

This meeting should’ve been a fist fight.

Someone from 🇲🇷 has bookmarked:

Not being able to teleport is continuing to be a huge inconvenience for me.

Someone from 🇮🇹 has shared:

I’m officially at the age where I’m not upgrading my phone until it stops working.

Someone from 🇧🇪 has bookmarked:

Don’t understand why electricians aren’t called power rangers, but okay.

Someone from 🇧🇪 has bookmarked:

If I were god, I would’ve rested all 7 days.

Someone from 🇹🇴 has shared:

I really want a family… sized bag of peanut butter M&Ms.

Someone from 🇸🇾 has viewed:

My favorite voicemails are those where the person doesn’t leave one.