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Realizing this yogurt I’m eating is more active and c…

Realizing this yogurt I’m eating is more active and c…

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"Feeling like a lazy couch potato next to this overachieving yogurt 🥴🥄 Maybe I should sign up for some self-improvement classes! 💪🏼 #YogurtGoals"

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This entry was posted in Funny Quotes and tagged active, am, comparison, cultured, eating, food, humor, i, realization, self-reflection, yogurt on Feb 28, 2025 by slickboy.

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