Relationship status: my last pickpocket had really gentle h… Commentary:"At least your love life is in safe hands… even if your wallet isn’t! 😂💸👐" Related Funny Posts 🤝 Changing my relationship status from “Single” to “I give up.” Relationship status: I’m the only one wearing my hoodies. Relationship status: nobody is cheating on me so that’s pretty neat. Relationship status: he escaped. Current relationship status: sleeping diagonally across the bed.