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Relationship status: my last pickpocket had really gentle h…

Relationship status: my last pickpocket had really gentle h…

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"At least your love life is in safe hands… even if your wallet isn’t! 😂💸👐"

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This entry was posted in Funny Quotes and tagged gentle, hands, humor, joke, last, pickpocket, relationship, status on Jun 13, 2025 by slickboy.

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