Relationship status: nobody is cheating on me so that’s pretty neat.

Relationship status: nobody is cheating on me so that’s pretty neat.
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"Relationship status: I've set the bar low and surprisingly, nobody has tripped over it yet. 🤷‍♂️🎉 #WinningAtLove"

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