Relationship status: the black mold in my shower thinks I’m cute. Posted onJan 18, 2026 by slickboy in Funny Quotes 💾 Save Image Commentary:Looks like even the mold thinks Iβm a fungi! ππ Related funny posts π Youβre never alone. There’s mold. My fridge turns into a food retirement home, as soon as I buy groceries. My wife screamed βyou havenβt listened to a single word Iβve said, have you?!” I was taken aback, what a weird way to start a conversation. Listen to the birds, not the news. My summer body has been pending for about ten years.