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Someone from 🇲🇹 has copied:

Halloween candy isn’t bad for you if you keep it in a salad bowl.

Someone from 🇳🇴 has downloaded:

Lawyers should get walk-up songs in court like how wrestlers do.

Someone from 🇧🇳 has shared:

Microdosing bungee jumping by bending over to pick up a hair tie.

Someone from 🇷🇴 has bookmarked:

I don’t wanna meet your family, bring my plate to the car.

Someone from 🇭🇳 has viewed:

Lord of the Rings is a story about a brave little Hobbit on a mission to destroy a ring and save the world, and his annoying friend Frodo.

Someone from 🇰🇭 has downloaded:

The only guarantee in life is, if you run errands looking like shit, you will run into everyone you haven’t seen in months.

Someone from 🇷🇼 has copied:

Who knew that the hardest part of being an adult is figuring out what to cook for dinner every single night for the rest of your life.

Someone from 🇦🇪 has downloaded:

My summer body is just my winter body with better lighting.

Someone from 🇸🇿 has downloaded:

I never make the same mistake twice. I make it like five or six times. You know, just to be sure.

Someone from 🇿🇦 has copied:

I asked myself if I was toxic and we said no.

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Live now on YouTube:

My phone charger is lying in another room. HELP.

Reported on Slack:

Dear Santa, I’ve been good all year. Most of the time. Once in a while. Never mind, I’ll buy my own stuff.

Just shared via Discord:

Everyone has their talents. Mine is picking the checkout line filled with people who apparently have never gone through a checkout line before in their life.

Just landed via Messenger:

In an alternate universe, sex dreams of me.

Making waves on WeChat:

I love dogs with human names because you get to say things like Bob pooped on the rug again.

Seen just now on LinkedIn:

So you mean to tell me a stress ball is not for throwing at people who stress you out?

Spotted on Telegram:

It’s generally a good idea to start punching and throwing elbows immediately upon waking up because there may be enemies nearby.

Just shared via Slack:

Therapy is nice but singing as loud as you can in your car is free.

Spotted on Facebook:

Twitter is basically everyone’s therapist’s couch.

Going viral on Pinterest:

I only drink when I people.

Relationship status: We have changed from “I love you” to “I love YouTube”.

Relationship status: We have changed from “I love you” to “I love YouTube”.
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Someone from 🇧🇾 has downloaded:

Apologize for the job that you do. It would be nice if you were talented too.

Someone from 🇧🇷 has shared:

In an effort to demonstrate how pointless internet debates are, please prove to me that snow is real.

Someone from 🇭🇷 has downloaded:

I live in my own little world. But it’s ok, they know me here.

Someone from 🇱🇦 has bookmarked:

Does everyone’s inner monologue have a laugh track?

Someone from 🇮🇪 has bookmarked:

We all know that mirrors don’t lie. I’m just very grateful that they don’t laugh.

Someone from 🇧🇿 has bookmarked:

I’m looking for friends with benefits. And by that I mean friends who have pools, boats and beautiful vacation homes.

Someone from 🇲🇼 has viewed:

If you are sad, just sing and you will realize that your voice is worse than your problem.

Someone from 🇧🇿 has viewed:

I fractured my laziness and dislocated my interest.

Someone from 🇬🇷 has bookmarked:

There are more bots on here than in Star Wars.

Someone from 🇹🇯 has copied:

Feeling like Floyd in this May weather (illiterate and violent).

Social Media Log 💫

Broadcasted on Telegram:

I spend half the day wondering if it’s too late for coffee and the other half wondering if it’s too early for alcohol.

Trending via WhatsApp:

I never wanted to become one of those adults who just find the music of the younger generation annoying. Nobody could have guessed that the music was just annoying.

Making waves on Discord:

The mattress in the guest room was perfectly fine until I had to sleep on it once.

Live now on YouTube:

God: “You’re all really bad at this.”

Freshly posted on Instagram:

I’m already far too stressed as it is. And then you also have to have time to just sit there and do nothing.

Trending via Reddit:

A drone, but for seeing which fast food drive-thrus have the shortest line.

Just shared via Reddit:

This is not what adulthood looked like in the brochure.

Freshly posted on X:

“AI is coming for your job.” Yeah, I’d like to see AI drink 11 coffees, then have a panic attack.

Going viral on X:

You know you’re really stressed when you start getting on your own nerves.

Reported on Instagram:

If I had today’s mind, I wouldn’t have made yesterday’s mistake. But if I hadn’t made yesterday’s mistake, I wouldn’t have today’s mind.

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