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Seriously, how sexy was Freud’s mom?

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On my way to Mordor. You nerds need anything?

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Just because the deodorant says 48 hrs, it does not mean you have to challenge it.

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The week be like Mooonnnday, Tueeesday, Weeeeednesday, Thuuuuursday, FriSatSun

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I was just viciously body shamed by my mirror.

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Wanted to update everybody on my diet. I’ve decided it’s okay to be fat.

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You think you’re aging well and then you feel an earlobe hair blowing in the wind.

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Debugging is like being the detective in a crime where you are also the murderer. Following the clues of an idiot.

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Welcome to your 40s. Your ability to be sneaky will now be hindered by your bones cracking when you walk.

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When life closes a door, just open it again. It’s a door, that’s how they work.

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People who say “teamwork makes the dream work” are the reason that some people want to punch other people in the face.

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I see posts like, “If food is too expensive, just grow your own.” Okay, Einstein, why didn’t I think of that?

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The highlight of my weekends is slipping into something more comfortable and putting my feet up.

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Nothing ruins my day quite like getting out of bed and dealing with people.

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Isolation, the most goated coping mechanism. I love talking to no one and losing my mind alone.

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Forget Spotify Wrapped. How many minutes did you spend listening to your girlfriend this year?

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Addicted to eating one gigantic meal a day like a reptile.

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The next James Bond should be weird. Like he wears a train conductor’s hat and is afraid of balloons.

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I have the bruises of a much more active person.

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Until further notice the days of the week are now called thisday, thatday, otherday, someday, yesterday, today and nextday!

Remember that your face is literally a combination of hundreds of generations of people who fell in love!

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Witty quote about human ancestry and love, emphasizing our faces' joyful history.

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Wow, my face must be a historical artifact of romantic chaos! 😜💕📜

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Me, with $33 left after paying bills: Let’s see how much a Land Rover costs.

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I’ll be home for Christmas, because that’s where I live.

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When I write “I hope this email finds you well” I’m referring to the email’s skills in tracking you down.

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The best part about getting added to a group chat is leaving two weeks later.

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That feeling when you take the first bite of your favourite food, that’s called chewphoria.

20 shares on Slack this month:

Humans are just chaos wrapped in meat, going bananas on caffeine.

48 shares on TikTok this month:

You may find my attraction to Goofy weird, but I don’t give a hyuck.

65 shares on Pinterest this month:

Do you ever look into your cats eyes and realize that a person is inside there?

32 shares on WhatsApp this month:

Humans can accomplish so much, unless it’s parking at a shopping center during the holidays.

28 shares on Twitch this month:

I treat people the way I want to be treated by not leaving the house.

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Everyone becomes a robo-dancer when the motion sensor faucet isn’t working.

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When you report something to IT and then hear: “Oh! Interesting. We’ve never seen that before.” Is that good or bad?

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Adulthood will turn Gmail into part of your social media routine.

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Always remember you’re someone’s reason to smile. Because you’re a joke.

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You’re never too old to shout, “Mooooo,” when you drive past some cows.

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Back in the office this morning, trying to remember what I do for work.

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I’m not even doomscrolling anymore; I’m just regular scrolling, and everything’s doomed.

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You should get one IG story in addition to your one phone call when you’re arrested.

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Drove by a woman with her car broke down, I was going to stop and help until I remembered I don’t know anything about cars or women.

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If a portal opened up in front of me, I’d go in—no questions asked.

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If there’s one thing we can trust, it’s billionaires.

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Enjoy your 30s, because in your 40s, your first check engine lights come on.

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Nobody talks about the privilege of having a friend who shows interest in your hyperfixations.

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So. Fed the laundry and washed the cat. Showered the garbage and disposed of myself. Was there anything else?

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It’s amazing to think that a Penguin wrote all of those classic books.

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They call it a coffin because they’re finally coughing up that inheritance.

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“I should’ve peed before I left,” will be my epitaph.

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Coke tastes like tapping into your ancient ancestral petroleum reserves, while Sprite tastes like being connected to a big, beautiful energy grid.

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Never underestimate my ability to fall asleep in a moving vehicle.

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I forgot my password, failed the captcha and have been accused of being a robot. I don’t even know how to fight these allegations.

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Remember that your face is literally a combination of hundreds of generations of people who fell in love!

The best thing about the internet is that you’re never the dumbest one here.

When you tickle a man to death by accident, it is manslaughter.

I bring a sort of “this isn’t actually urgent” vibe to the workplace that managers don’t like.

My favorite part about health insurance is how your teeth and eyeballs are add-ons.

Films and television have led me to believe that masquerade balls have a higher mortality rate than most wars.

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Remember that your face is literally a combination of hundreds of generations of people who fell in love!

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Thinking of becoming the “where’s my hug” guy in prison.

The best thing about the internet is that you’re never the dumbest one here.

When you tickle a man to death by accident, it is manslaughter.

I bring a sort of “this isn’t actually urgent” vibe to the workplace that managers don’t like.

My favorite part about health insurance is how your teeth and eyeballs are add-ons.

Films and television have led me to believe that masquerade balls have a higher mortality rate than most wars.

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