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Sending messages is easy. Living with them forever is the hard part.

Someone from 🇲🇱 has shared:

Being a millennial means finding out you can’t afford to live in that apartment complex you thought was really shady when you were a kid.

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“Do not touch” must be one of the scariest things to read in braille.

Someone from 🇳🇦 has viewed:

About four minutes into my run, I’ve decided I want to work on my personality instead.

Someone from 🇬🇲 has bookmarked:

Yes, I know there is a really special place in hell for me. It’s called a throne.

Someone from 🇬🇩 has downloaded:

I figured out how they built the pyramids. No internet.

Someone from 🇫🇯 has shared:

Interesting people are my favorite endangered species.

Someone from 🇱🇮 has shared:

I eat cake because it’s somebody’s birthday somewhere.

Someone from 🇲🇾 has bookmarked:

Amazon’s checkout needs a breathalyzer feature which cancels your order if you’ve been clearly drunk-shopping.

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Mondays are for pretending. Real work begins on Tuesday.

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You can’t spell crypto without “cry”.

Just shared via WeChat:

Good morning to everyone except my baby, who already said good morning to me at 1 a.m., 3 a.m., and 5:46 a.m.

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For a guy with no reflection, Dracula’s eyeliner is always flawless.

Just shared via WhatsApp:

Nudes are played out. Send me a video of you reading out loud so I know you’re not dumb.

Making waves on WeChat:

Best friends should be able to apply to jobs together and get hired as a set.

Going bananas on Slack:

Make sure you stock up on condoms, so you don’t produce any more idiots.

Trending via Slack:

I call my period Shark week. I want to eat everything, I’m snapping at people, I feel huge, people are scared of me, and there is blood everywhere.

Just landed via Messenger:

There’s a reason we say cheese and not salad when we have to smile for a photo.

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Do I need to have seen the Tokyo Olympics in order to understand the Paris ones?

Remember when movies felt real, and foreheads could wrinkle.

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People will think you know what you’re talking about if you give your opinion while cleaning a pair of reading glasses.

58 shares on WeChat this month:

Traveling back in time to proudly inform Benjamin Franklin that my stove has wifi.

45 shares on Snapchat this month:

Texting is so boring. Just show up to my door with roses.

35 shares on X this month:

I love when I see a really beautiful car, and I look inside, and it’s a beautiful woman. That’s fire.

46 shares on Threads this month:

I have a sundress and no man to bend me over in it, sad day.

54 shares on Telegram this month:

I wanna be a jellyfish— no heart, no brain, no feelings, no pain— just blub blub blub.

85 shares on WeChat this month:

Having a mom who cooks good food is such a big flex.

90 shares on Pinterest this month:

Speaker phone in public should be illegal.

100 shares on X this month:

Sunday is my favorite day where I pretend I’m going to do something productive.

43 shares on Twitch this month:

I don’t know who needs to hear this but you’re not dying, it’s just Monday.

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Someone from 🇺🇸 has downloaded:

There used to be many different names for the childhood game of knocking on doors and running away. But these days, it’s simply referred to as ‘being an Amazon driver’.

Someone from 🇦🇪 has viewed:

Alcohol and eye contact is a deadly combo.

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I can’t wait until I’m old enough to pretend I can’t hear.

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Hardest part of beekeeping is thinking of all the names.

Someone from 🇻🇪 has viewed:

I’ve been following this strict diet all week and so far all I’ve lost is my patience.

Someone from 🇦🇸 has downloaded:

Caught a belt loop on a door handle and got yanked back with such force that my audio is no longer in sync with my actions.

Someone from 🇹🇭 has copied:

The main reason for stress is the daily contact with idiots.

Someone from 🇺🇬 has copied:

When I say I like when older men tell me what to do, I am talking about Yoda and his teachings.

Someone from 🇰🇬 has viewed:

The cost of living has gotten so high, I’m thinking about having a nap for dinner.

Someone from 🇺🇿 has shared:

Shit posting is cheaper than therapy.

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Eternal Sunshine of the Thotless Grind.

Seen just now on Twitch:

An adult is a person who makes noise when they stand up.

Just landed via WhatsApp:

I respectfully ignore DMs because I promise you, I am not your soulmate.

Trending via Discord:

At my age, “getting lucky” means walking into a room and remembering what you came in there for.

Broadcasted on Telegram:

My favorite part of socializing is when it’s over.

Making waves on TikTok:

“AI is coming for your jobs!” I’d like to see AI send 5 emails a day and check their fantasy football line-ups on and off for 8 hours.

Just shared via X:

I’m not alone. I have ants.

Making waves on Pinterest:

Recovering people pleasers will be like, “I’m in my villain era!” and it’s just politely drawing healthy boundaries.

Just shared via Messenger:

Men make it so easy to hate them.

Just landed via Instagram:

I love my bed so much, what a place.

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Remember when movies felt real, and foreheads could wrinkle.

At least life has music.

Imagine falling in love and then finding out that they put antlers on their car for the holidays.

Going to IKEA if anyone needs some meatballs.

Behind every strong, independent woman… is a dog that follows her to the bathroom.

I do not use AI, I use Reddit commenters’ opinions as fact because they are right.

Matcha. Dubai chocolate. Jealousy. Green is back in a big way, and likely due to deforestation.

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Remember when movies felt real, and foreheads could wrinkle.

Keep the laugh going 😂

At least life has music.

Imagine falling in love and then finding out that they put antlers on their car for the holidays.

Going to IKEA if anyone needs some meatballs.

Behind every strong, independent woman… is a dog that follows her to the bathroom.

I do not use AI, I use Reddit commenters’ opinions as fact because they are right.

Matcha. Dubai chocolate. Jealousy. Green is back in a big way, and likely due to deforestation.

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