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Someone from 🇦🇺 has copied:

Seeing yourself on a FaceTime screenshot really humbles you.

Someone from 🇱🇸 has shared:

If I have to look at any more spreadsheets today, you’re gonna have to spread my ashes.

Someone from 🇱🇰 has copied:

I should’ve gotten my affairs in order before I decided to bite into this hot pepper.

Someone from 🇲🇼 has bookmarked:

You can be anything when you grow up. For instance, I am very tired.

Someone from 🇭🇺 has copied:

Sorry for bouncing my leg. I’m not allowed to bash my head into the walls anymore.

Someone from 🇫🇷 has copied:

I want whatever the people who run at 6 a.m. have.

Someone from 🇧🇹 has copied:

Before I had kids I was only vaguely aware that Saturday had a 7am.

Someone from 🇰🇼 has downloaded:

Please don’t ask me what my hobbies are, I lost interest in life back in 6th grade.

Someone from 🇮🇳 has bookmarked:

I just wanna buy $16 worth of a meme coin and sell it for $2.6M two weeks later.

Someone from 🇴🇲 has bookmarked:

On the whole, people are getting smarter. I remember when they had to put “The End” on the screen, so people would know the movie was over.

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Just landed via Messenger:

I love hard, but I stupid harder.

Seen just now on YouTube:

Forget Spotify Wrapped. I’m more interested in seeing your Pornhub Wrapped.

Going viral on WhatsApp:

The me who snips coupons needs to communicate better with the me who walks into the stores.

Just shared via Messenger:

All I want is to live well and to die in a manner so bizarre and gruesome it can only be described with a German word.

Spreading quickly via Discord:

Have you tried complaining about it?

Making waves on YouTube:

I caught my husband eating the last of the ice cream last night. First of all, we are supposed to be dieting together. Second of all, I was going to eat that.

Freshly posted on Discord:

I think one quality that makes me incredibly attractive is that I keep my mouth shut when I have nothing to say.

Going viral on WhatsApp:

Unless you’re dead wearing a sheet, you got no business ghosting people.

Seen just now on Snapchat:

I have this epiphany every night that I need to turn it up a notch.

Going viral on X:

I hate when I lose things at work, like my favorite pen or my will to live.

Remember when tweets were like: party rocking with a mouse tonight. Piece of cheese gonna have a big bite.

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Instead of studying, I like to stay on my phone and worry about how I’m going to pass.

2 months ago

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My toxic trait is thinking every inconvenience is the universe personally attacking me.

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Women don’t apologize. They sleep naked and let you decide whether you are still angry or not.

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I caught your husband cheating on you at an Alanis concert, and thought you, you, you oughta know.

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Mission Impossible theme song plays in my head when I’m trying to remember a password.

2 months ago

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I like my messages, how I like my nuts – MIXED.

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85 shares on Discord this month:

Out of sheer boredom, I opened the front door and rang the doorbell. I was so happy.

30 shares on Snapchat this month:

Reverse cowgirl so I can post selfies.

28 shares on TikTok this month:

Don’t judge me. I was born to be awesome, not perfect.

57 shares on X this month:

I ran out of toilet paper so I had to start using old newspapers. The Times are rough.

65 shares on Twitch this month:

It’s messed up that there are a million songs about love, but zero about hopping on a quick call with key stakeholders.

70 shares on Reddit this month:

If I say goodnight and an hour later you see me online, it’s not that I lied; it’s just that I failed.

100 shares on Pinterest this month:

I can’t watch Sex and the City anymore, because I get really upset at how much money these ladies have.

12 shares on TikTok this month:

Caffeine: the adult version of fairy dust.

16 shares on WeChat this month:

I have the body of a god. Sadly, it’s Buddha after brunch.

66 shares on Slack this month:

I said when I retire, I would travel. I just didn’t expect it to be to the doctors.

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Someone from 🇮🇩 has shared:

Do you ever look into your cats eyes and realize that a person is inside there?

Someone from 🇺🇿 has shared:

My cat smells like cigarettes again and I’m sick of his excuses.

Someone from 🇱🇷 has viewed:

Women don’t pretend anymore to dig for something in their purse and then pull out their middle finger.

Someone from 🇱🇸 has copied:

A 20% discount sounds great until you realize you can’t afford the other 80%

Someone from 🇦🇬 has copied:

If I were Noah, I’d bring three of every animal just to create some drama.

Someone from 🇵🇪 has downloaded:

The Playstation is broken and the child has noticed that I live here too.

Someone from 🇰🇷 has shared:

Never forget that, just a couple of years ago, people were justifying paying $20,000 for a JPEG of an ape.

Someone from 🇪🇸 has shared:

If your coffee shop has a passive-aggressive ‘no Wi-Fi, pretend it’s the old days’ sign, I’m gonna smoke in there and pay 50 cents for coffee.

Someone from 🇷🇺 has copied:

Co-worker: You look so unapproachable. Me: Yet, here you are.

Someone from 🇬🇧 has copied:

It’s Monday, proceed with caution.

Social Media Log 💫

Freshly posted on Threads:

Of course, I also put my mobile down from time to time. For example, when someone tries to call me.

Making waves on Snapchat:

The final stage of being single is when you listen to a love song and no one comes to mind; at that point, you’ve achieved absolute singularity.

Making waves on Pinterest:

Toddlers: I’ve licked everything so everything is mine now.

Seen just now on Pinterest:

I can’t wait to buy Chanel bags on a random Tuesday for me and my friends.

Live now on Snapchat:

People who don’t like pickles are so important because they give me their pickles.

Trending via WeChat:

Not to brag but this cashier is checking me out.

Breaking via Discord:

I set up my Nativity scene, but since baby Jesus hasn’t arrived yet, Mary, Joseph and all the Wise Men are just looking down at their phones.

Making waves on Snapchat:

Age is an issue of mind over matter. If you don’t mind, it doesn’t matter.

Spotted on Instagram:

Boobs always win. That’s why we don’t play rock, paper, boobs.

Seen just now on Messenger:

I’m the ick in fantastic.

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Remember when tweets were like: party rocking with a mouse tonight. Piece of cheese gonna have a big bite.

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Instead of studying, I like to stay on my phone and worry about how I’m going to pass.

My toxic trait is thinking every inconvenience is the universe personally attacking me.

Women don’t apologize. They sleep naked and let you decide whether you are still angry or not.

I caught your husband cheating on you at an Alanis concert, and thought you, you, you oughta know.

Mission Impossible theme song plays in my head when I’m trying to remember a password.

I like my messages, how I like my nuts – MIXED.

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