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95 shares on TikTok this month:

You want me to sit in the back seat? The thing that killed JFK?

27 shares on Facebook this month:

Dating is the process of meeting someone until you find out what’s wrong with them.

20 shares on X this month:

Thank you, moon, for staying awake so late.

19 shares on Snapchat this month:

Keep your temper. Nobody else wants it.

79 shares on Messenger this month:

If the office is always a little cold, you might be working for the lizard people.

82 shares on WeChat this month:

Once I get my UFO, don’t be asking me for rides.

91 shares on WhatsApp this month:

This meeting could have been a push down the stairs.

72 shares on Threads this month:

Roses are red. Daisies are white. I’m in a grumpy mood. My underwear is too tight.

88 shares on Discord this month:

Smart people are like huskies. If you don’t give them an interesting problem, they become an interesting problem.

12 shares on WeChat this month:

If being hard on yourself worked, it would have worked by now!

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Someone from 🇵🇱 has copied:

Being a woman is wild. I just cried, cleaned the house, had a snack, had a bath, and now I’m fine.

Someone from 🇫🇮 has shared:

I don’t care if it’s AI or an immigrant, I desperately need someone to take my job, it’s killing me.

Someone from 🇰🇮 has viewed:

No, you don’t understand. This is my special mistake. I keep making it because it is very dear to me, like an old friend.

Someone from 🇲🇨 has viewed:

I suck at flirting. I’ll be like “is that so?”

Someone from 🇾🇪 has copied:

Breaking news: Suicidal twin kills sister by mistake.

Someone from 🇺🇿 has shared:

There’s never a good place to clip your toenails at the library.

Someone from 🇸🇲 has downloaded:

I may not know what’s going on, but I also have no idea what’s happening.

Someone from 🇹🇿 has shared:

He likes when I shakalaka, so, woop, there it is.

Someone from 🇦🇴 has downloaded:

My doctor told me to watch my drinking. Now I drink in front of a mirror.

Someone from 🇱🇮 has viewed:

What do you mean I never reach out? I literally thought about you.

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Making waves on Telegram:

People drive you insane and then say “see, I told you that you’re insane.”

Freshly posted on Snapchat:

This weekend was so busy, I hardly had time to sit around in my pajamas and doom scroll.

Freshly posted on LinkedIn:

Not to brag or anything, but I can forget what I’m doing while I’m doing it.

Breaking via Threads:

I don’t need all of these heat advisory warnings on my phone. I’ve been outside. I have skin. I know.

Just landed via Facebook:

Some people change their faces like traffic lights change their lights.

Shared recently on WhatsApp:

Twitter is like attaching a message to a balloon, hoping that the right person somehow finds and reads it.

Shared recently on Facebook:

Establish dominance by asking your dentist if he’s flossing everyday.

Going viral on Instagram:

If I was polyamorous, I think Id date my girlfriend three times.

Spotted on Facebook:

After having received my free sample of winter, I would like to cancel my subscription please.

Going bananas on Twitch:

When you wish you could tell someone that won’t stop talking “Okay, we’re out of time today”, just like a therapist.

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Revenge has no expiry date. I will deal with you when I’m ready.

Thrifting must be so awesome for big guys and extremely small women.

Tried Adderall to help my productivity but now I’m just intensely aware of all the things I should be doing.

There’s no post-breakup healing process for girls. You just wake up one day and be like, “Ew,” and you’re free.

Friends come and go, like the waves of the ocean, but the true ones stay like an octopus on your face.

I’m ready for the exciting last 30 seconds of the basketball game, which stretch into 25 minutes of fouls, time-outs, and commercials.

Welcome to your 40s. “I’m too old for this shit” is now your excuse and explanation for everything.

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Revenge has no expiry date. I will deal with you when I’m ready.

Keep the laugh going 😂

Thrifting must be so awesome for big guys and extremely small women.

Tried Adderall to help my productivity but now I’m just intensely aware of all the things I should be doing.

There’s no post-breakup healing process for girls. You just wake up one day and be like, “Ew,” and you’re free.

Friends come and go, like the waves of the ocean, but the true ones stay like an octopus on your face.

I’m ready for the exciting last 30 seconds of the basketball game, which stretch into 25 minutes of fouls, time-outs, and commercials.

Welcome to your 40s. “I’m too old for this shit” is now your excuse and explanation for everything.

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