Revenge has no expiry date. I will deal with you when I’m ready.

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If they don’t look at you like you’re magic, disappear like Houdini.

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The light at the end of the tunnel is only the headlight of the oncoming train.

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Divorce is so weird. Why do I have an ex-aunt?

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My handwriting makes a pharmacist look like a calligrapher.

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You know you’re getting old when you and the grocery store have the same playlist.

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She asked to see where the magic happens, so I showed her my sandwich maker.

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Are you stupid, sand? You could just lay here forever on this beautiful beach, but no, you have to try with all you’ve got, to get into my shoes.

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The pain of watching a movie with someone who talks a lot.

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If I got possessed demonically, I wouldn’t even notice it. With everything else I’ve got going on.

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Grant me the supernatural ability to change the things I cannot accept.